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Angus McFife XIII heroically doing a Legendary Enchanted Crossword: I need a ten letter word 'disappointment'...

Ralathor: Zargothrax.

Angus:.....Aha! It fits!

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A Gloryhammer Story But It's Blatantly Wrong

A very Dundee day. ZARGOTHRAX appears to ruin a very Dundee day.

ZARGOTHRAX: I, the return!

ANGUS number doesn't matter which one because all of them die anyways walks in. Zargothrax is a natural enemy of Anguses.

ANGUS: NO!

ZARGOTHRAX mwamwahahas. He corrupted the beloved hammers. They are undead army.

ANGUS: Hammers used to be good. Now, they are bad.

ZARGOTHRAX: I have an undeadundaxian hammer army! It will kill.

The HAMMERS dispatch themselves and wasteland DUNDEE. Then, they siege DUNKELD. DUNKELD is meant to be sieged.

DUNKELD, PEASANTS: (understandable moans of pain)

PEASANTS: Hope is not. We must trust in the Hoothootman.

ANGUS is unable do the anything. Duracell lies. His HAMMER battery died.

ANGUS swears a mighty oath to ZARGOTHRAX and DURACELL.

ANGUS: I swear a mighty oath!

ZARGOTHRAX: What is a worm on a string to a god?

ANGUS: Who's there?

ZARGOTHRAX: The wrong joke.

ZARGOTHRAX is too busy being evil. ANGUS manages to escape.

#i wrote more of this shit but like #it's too long lmao #also I am not dead #just ur friendly ancient cosmic wormhole #gloryhammer #gloryhammer fandom

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Angus: What dimension are we in? Why's Dundee is ruins? Why won't my hammer work? What happened to Proletius? Where's Zargothrax??

Hootsman: Let me explain....no, there's too much. Let me sum up-

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Zargothrax: Admit it, you think wizards are just things used by humans to make their lives easier!

Angus XIII: Well, aren't they?

Zargothrax: I've never made anyone's life easier and you know it.

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Here is Proletius!

#nothing but big love #❤️❤️❤️#amazing #gloryhammer

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golfgalaxy

bored. might levitate just because

gayhammer

Is this Ralathor in Rise of the Chaos Wizards?

#you know #the music video #where he does the Thing #gloryhammer

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Zargothrax: Be rary of wousing a wizard's wrath — rousing a rizard's — Be wary of making a magician angry!

thursday

has anyone else ever looked back at a friendship with someone from the internet and thought to themselves that i’m so glad i decided to befriend them because they make me so happy

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@heroesofdundee @polskas-metal-obsession @icexbluebell @gayhammer

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Oh worm! 💚✨🔨

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boiledlemon

HAIL HOOTS

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Angus XIII: What's your number? I'll give you a call.

Ralathor, visibly texting: I don't have a phone.

sixcalibur

Here is chibi Zargothrax!

#everyone must reblog this #BEST ONE YET #gloryhammer fandom #gloryhammer

echoori

Pirate set wallpapers

Like / Reblog if used.

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““I’m just gonna wing it-””

— Angus McFife XIII, talking about something he DEFINITELY should not wing.

kaijuno

When are the human 2.0 models gonna come out I’m sick of acne and depression and shit

kaijuno

I also want bioluminescence DLC and I won’t be happy until I can get it

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Hootsman: Alright Zargothrax! What have you done with the Goblin King's crystal key?!

Zargothrax, internally: Quick, play dumb!

Zargothrax, out loud: Who's Zargothrax?

Zargothrax, internally: Not THAT dumb!!!

#i choked #gloryhammer #gloryhammer meme

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