spinalcat

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

Also shoutout to the guy in the baseball card episode Jake and Nog were bartering with, who was trying to crack imortality by "keeping his cells entertained". And then he became friends with visiting Weyoun who heard him moving around his illegal medical supplies downstairs and became genetic experiment besties(?)

His phrase "soulless minions of orthodoxy" will never be topped

ODO (off monitor) There's no record of a Doctor Giger being assigned to those quarters. JAKE He was there, Odo. NOG Maybe the soulless minions of orthodoxy finally caught up with him. ODO The who? JAKE We don't know who they are, but they were after Doctor Giger's Cellular Regeneration and Entertainment Chamber. ODO His what?

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

This is SO cool

Encounter: Hazard Monster

despite that Coronabeth Tridentarius is frequently called the most beautiful out of all tlt characters, it's Camilla Hect who is flirted with the most. multiple characters find her attractive, and Nona, who is literally planet earth (therefore has universal taste) called Corona almost pretty enough for Camilla, which strongly suggests that Camilla Hect is the hottest tlt character. in this essay i will-

like. i'll leave this alone. but HOW are historical romance books not sexualizing the fall of breeches. literally a blowjob flap. not to mention the collars that open to the diaphragm. the décolletage with a wide neckline one swift tug from being revealed. the calves on display. the intimacy of finally seeing the real hair beneath the wig. cmon it's basic storytelling

i love making a post that attracts everyone with usernames like mozartswigsweat and bonnetenthusiast and foppishrake and petticoatsonpetticoatsonpetticoats and dandyismunlimited within 48 hours. blessed webbed site. merry christmas to us all.

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it