spinalcat

did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?

went to a new optometrist today wearing my squid facts ‘save our freaks dont mine the deep’ shirt from @sarahmackattack that has a strawberry squid on it. and i wasn’t even thinking about it but the optometrist walked in and he was like ‘oh what does your shirt say’ so i showed him and he was like ‘oh that’s neat!’ and then i thought he might like to know about strawberry squid eyes since they have weird eyes and he is an optometrist and all. so i was like ‘yeah it’s actually a real kind of squid called a strawberry squid, their eyes are really cool because they have one big yellow-green one and one small blue one’ and he kind of gasped and went ‘oh my god that’s so interesting i wonder why they have that. do you know what their retina composition is like?’ and i watched as he minimized my chart on the computer and started looking up images of strawberry squid and then he googled ‘strawberry squid retina composition’ and he was like ‘sorry we’ll get to your eye exam in a moment i just really want to find out’ LMAO 10/10 optometrist experience will be returning

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

that post about kim kitsuragi only looking cool because he's standing next to harry seriously changed my read of his entire character. like he actually is just a weird nerd who finally gets to experience being cool because his partner is the most fucked up guy alive

your nerdy pilot cosplay starts looking a whole lot cooler when you're walking around with a guy whose pants have visibly been pissed in at least once

unethical nonmonogamy where god is the third

This is the plot of Harrow the Ninth

we used to have mercymorn

Happy Beet Poot Day to all who observe

Just introduced my fiancee to this masterpiece and watched her expression cycle through all 5 stages of grief in rapid succession

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

you know chell has to be trans because the mods tried to ban her

I'm at the hostage site. I'm at the rainforest cafe. I'm at the combination hostage site and rainforest cafe