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hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

i know this is tumblr and we’re all playing perverts but i just think some of you would be excellent company for a late night walk and a four hour conversation about absolutely nothing

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

Video game “cozy” office sim where you play a trans woman who’s boymoding at work and if you come out you lose half your income and get reported more.

Dress up game where there’s a meter on the side of how feminine the outfit is and the higher it is the more likely you get hate crimed.

Dating sim where if you come out anyone you interacted with prior to coming out will accuse you of being a rapist and most of the romance options get locked off.

europeans be like “omg north americans are so racist it’s horrible” and then elect fascists

This post made racists angry enough to harass me over it, which all that's going to do is make me bring this post back and reblog it more.

Umm.. 🫵your m🫵utual runs a 🫵 bug porn sideblo🫵g 👍 ignore my hand ✌️ i cant control it right now 👍✌️👍👉stop that

the Nostalgia Industrial Complex wants u to believe that you will recapture your childhood wonder by engaging with the things that moved you as a kid over and over and over again but don't listen to it...the reason those things made you feel that way all those years because you were following your curiosity and got blown away by something new while doing so. the hype was in YOU all along

He is doing a very good job of being a convincing smash player

OP where’s the gamer goof of the century post

i hate how never marrying or having kids is seen as a profound tragedy in society. "you don't believe you'll find love?" no i don't want to. the goal is to stay single forever. why do so many people think this is a bad thing?

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive