poop

the image search: one williom weight loss mesurement images coming right up. you put 'fat' and 'measuring' in the same search, that's what you wanted yeah?

me: sigh. okay. 'plus size'

the image search: clothing brand size charts?

me: has no one ever photographed a fat person being measured at a tailor. has this never been fucking documented in the wild. can no one show me a fat person being measured for a suit so i can see where the 'shoulder tips' and 'natural waist' and shit are. surely this isn't the first fucking time a person has thought of this

And finally, here are all the famous couples ✨

Holmes & Watson, Poirot & Hastings, Jeeves & Bertie, Raffles & Bunny

manuscript O (mid-fourteenth century, the oldest surviving full manuscript)

manuscript G (1375)

manuscript R (c. 1375-95)

We know Seam burns the burgers they sell and Ralsei gets tea tips from Swatch and not them. what if the tea is bad.

It's called "Runaway Brain" :3 Disney has a love/hate relationship with it because it's extremely beloved and held in high regard but also it does NOT fit their modern image so they can't promote or release it to any wide capacity because it would 100% terrify children.

Anyway