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lala

edit i now have a random bullshit blog @imagesausage

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amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

cherepashkadrabbles

This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as “girl”) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the rest—and I think there’s a better translation of sakhi. And so:

He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when he’s here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.

bedupolker

Paw paw tunnel- I did not know that wine berries (my problematic fave) could grow like that!

amaranthine-paws

wow we're movingggg but i'm still an unemployed tgirl which is really scary

hi hiiii it's j again .. thank you to everyone that's helped keep me afloat over these last few months,, it's been! rough! on a lot of fronts! but we're pushing through.

my partner got us a house and we'll be moving over this next month! thankfully our first big house payment won't be until the beginning of august, but moving is an expensive endeavor, i still have utility bills to pay, and i need to eat :')

any and all help is appreciated, even if it's just a reblog 💕

v: @jmaeveb

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amaranthine-paws

august is quickly approaching so,, house payments and all my other bills are quickly approaching too. i have a bit of money in my account but i'm still unemployed at the moment ... trying to figure out a way to secure some sort of income, but in the meantime i definitely need help :') thank you all for being so sweet and generous

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adz

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

adz

nods serenely

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Always a bit of a jumpscare when a fic author refers to a character as their first name. Like wow I didn't know u knew them like that

#Bonus if literally Noone in canon calls them that also #So you uniquely are close enough to this little guy that you can call them their first name. That's crazy /silly

greelin

you have to understand that my body does not work by default. “ohhh so many medications means so many chemicals inside you. i could never” well if i did not take these things i would not be able to function. i respect and have made peace with the chemical. Get out of my face

evilwizard

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

cryptidexploded

Can they maybe not

evilwizard

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

victor-maze

Can we maybe add giant identical Towers raising out of the ground all over the World to this?

evilwizard

well i don’t see Why Not.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

update: three four people

disgruntled-lifeform

Who cares about that, I wanna see the people who got looms!

disgruntled-lifeform

I gotta do everything my fucking self around here smh

musicismagic-writes

The tattoo I got on my 40th birthday

pukicho

I put a belt buckle on the floor next to my bed, that way I can step on it and hurt my foot when I forget it’s there.

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crimsolyn

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

sanguine-squid

where is any higher quality version of this image

satellites-halo

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

sergal

solitairie

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

yellow-cat

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

yellow-cat

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

yellow-cat

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

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foxhardt

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

wizardshark

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

nimcest

That day you realized you can just beat the shit out of people until they pass out or die.

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