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i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

Dick van dyke... God. What a name. I wish I could be named penis from lesbian.

I swear to god if this gets 10k i'm [remembers violent jokes are bad] donating to wikipedia

Everyone check out King of Drag contestant Dick Von Dyke

if it's terminal im just gonna say fuck it and become a porn star

i know this is the fandom where one of the running jokes is the fanbase cant read but you guys do realize that the flowers would've died in either Dark World, right? you realize its like. a thing that they mention where flowers need light to survive. and how theyre living beings and they cant get what they need in a Dark World because they aren't darkners. right. you realize the concept of them closing the castle town fountain and keeping the flower shop one open ends with NOBODY winning. right.

*seductively takes DS stylus out of mouth like a cigarette* So… i heard you like Pokemon…..

Pokemon Heritage Post

the horrific way language evolves in a group chat