i contain multitudes.

bro it sounds like maybe you need a reminder of the glorious interconnectedness of all things?

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

“besides, I have a sister.” top contender for one liner that makes me so emotional

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

hamlet’s “i did love you once” and ophelia’s “indeed, my lord, you did make me believe so” is such an underrated gut punch. it’s betrayal it’s heartbreak it’s vulnerability it’s so over. truly no one is doing it like shakespeare

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves