what a strange constellation

You will get over it because you fucking have to

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok

if you discover the right bands in the right order when you're 14 you will form an unshakable belief that will last you a lifetime which is that rock'n'roll is the most important thing in the universe. And it is

im a protected species you fucking asshole

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

matthew’s ending in greywaren being an internship and no closure after getting his consciousness waterboarded by his older brother is like when max russo’s siblings get to be wizards forever at the end of wizards of waverly place and he gets the sandwich shop

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

It's incredible how all if the censorship on the modern internet doesn't actually seem to be making society kinder or more wholesome hmm maybe there's a lesson in this

#And Yet No Children Were Protected