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People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

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Reblog to wreak a wild concerto on a hooter

My daughter is at an age where she's started really enjoying certain songs and so they get played pretty often, and there's one song she likes in particular called The Goldfish. It's very cute, it's about these fish that keep doing people things like brushing their teeth, riding their bikes, and having a shower, and then they go wait a minute!! We're fish!! We don't ride bicycles!!

Delightful. Gets a big laugh from her every time.

However, despite the song's title being the goldfish, the chorus CLEARLY SAYS

"Wait a minute! We're fish!

Let's go swimming, let's go swimming,

At the BOTTOM of the ocean"

Now ladies and gentlefriends of the jury, I do not believe goldfish live at the bottom of the ocean. So I present to you, the fish that live rent free in my little head, riding their bicycles and practicing good hygiene.

#I thought it was important they were on a tandem bicycle #kids songs

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The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

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there are at least three houses in new orleans

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Waiting for the Summer rain to pass

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I broke a ramune bottle to get the marble out for my dragon.

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The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

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The orb delights him

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i just wish they could’ve hugged 🥺

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my birthday is in july! :)

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god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work

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cowboy AU commission for Fey

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STURDY. DENIM. AND BLUE

#literally even on my relisten my jaw dropped like it was my first time hearing it #Taz balance

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