One piña colada in a pineapple and I’m going up to 60+ year old couples on the beach like can I take that picture for you

“Speaking strictly for me we both could’ve died then and there” is an atom bomb of a lyric. Insanely brave to write that in a song about your ex

I love using emojis like hieroglyphic determinatives. Eating a pastry 🥐 and having a coffee ☕️

first stop of my bourdain tour of Lisbon i met the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my LIFE and now we’re instagram friends. On to the next

almost 7 years later i still can’t believe this happened, but one time my friend and I who were working in the same immersive theatre company in sf helped put together a roller skating disco party in the ballroom of the hotel our (much bigger) show was happening in. The set was all there and we were trying to find uses for it during the week that we could get some ticket revenue from when the show itself wasn’t running. Anyway she had it in her head that I should come dressed up and in character as Andy Warhol. We weren’t sure if anyone else would come dressed up or in character from that era but I thought sure, that will be fun. I got there and it turned out tons of people had dressed up. I skated over to my friend, who was making small talk with a woman I’d never met before, and critically, I did not introduce myself, but she turned to me and said “I came as Valerie Solanas!” And I said oh. Um.