Yikes™

when like 3 people within 50 feet of each other see an animal & ur all like “oh yo an animal” thats what being a human is all about

I’m watching The Big Bang Theory in its natural setting—playing in the background of a hot spiral room—and I can say within that specific context, it is a very charming show. Like the saltine crackers of media.

Hospital room. A hospital room. Not a hot spiral room. What a nightmare idea. And you all rolled with that idea. The idea that I was sitting in a hot sweltering spiral prison watching the Big Bang theory is actually what hell is. Bazinga.

love the way this website comes together when some cunt dies

the macking cheese post changed my life

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

this is the app we r on it rn babe

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

only thing i agree with dads on is when it rains and they say ‘we needed that’ bc like. we did

happy early birthday to op's dead sponsored weed mom who is finally blazing one more time