WHERE AM I

HINT: you can move my white ass using the arrow keys.

Hi! I'm a fruit fly. I came because I smelled that soda can you left out yesterday? Yeah. Anyway I was wondering where that soda can is. Is it in your eye? Oh sorry you waved me away haha let me try again. Is it in your eye? What about now? Your ear maybe? Is it in your eye?

≤5 mm deviation in hip joint placement got me moving like a haunted soul

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

idgaf about palace intrigue just let me chill

can you at least not eat poisoned food when you have been told in advance its poisoned

juat let mw chj

would you still love me if i was a small iridescent freshwater fish

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

Can they maybe not

you’re prejudiced against new ideas.

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

there are two types of google search: "can you fatally overdose on [medication]" and "tamales near me"