rb to have a super gay 2023

rb to have a super gay 2024

rb to have a super gay 2025

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

Never in my life would I have guessed the original image would finally have a use

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

what if i told you there was somewhere you could go where a very smart woman would speak to you kindly and gently while forcing your mouth open to explore around while lightly torturing you, and maybe make you bleed a little if you've been bad~ then what if I told you this place is real and costs lots of money and sucks so bad and is called the dentist

couples tshirts that say "god won't let me die" and "I'm god"

your honor my client should be at the club

i know what you’re thinking. ‘thank god this tumblr user isn’t an actual licensed attorney’. well bad news kids

Enough, that's it. *redeems your evil women*

there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched

th- there are what

BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS BEASTS

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier

Motherfucker effortlessly whipped out a balloon animal while talking about entropy and looking like a regular contributor to the Washington Post. I wish him nothing but the best in life

be the balloon animal making social philosopher you wish to see in the world

The bottom two panels are them responding to “do you take this man as your lawfully wedded husband”

Also what they say if you ask them if they’re married