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gay men are basically heterosexual

people keep saying punk is not dead but i really just don't think that that's true

punk is objectively dead because punk is about kicking dogs and dogs went extinct because they all died from being kicked all the time. i don't understand why everyone acts like this is not the case

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

undertale and deltarune has kind of been the best way to chart the way tumblrspeak has changed over time