Lying is the Most Fun

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

The kind of sex I want requires like 3 layers of psychological manipulation

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

how to keep going for beginners

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

Does anyone know if we have the impending doom tomorrow?