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DANIEL:     Where is skirt? Is skirt off sick?

BRIDGET:  Am appalled by message.                    Skirt is demonstrably neither sick nor absent.                    Appalled by management’s blatantly size-ist attitude…                     to skirt.                     Suggest management sick, not skirt!

DANIEL:      If walking past office…                     was attempt to demonstrate presence of skirt…                     can only say that it has failed parlously.                    Cleave.  BRIDGET:  Shut up,please. I’m very busy and important.                      P.S. How dare you sexually harass me…                      in this impertinent manner.