Yikes

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

Tumblr constantly has gems like this where someone says something seemingly inane but it’s actually a thought we’ve all had at some point in our lives

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

😦

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

That noise is him taking a screenshot of your soul

the thing the community writers don’t understand is that every character is gay and trans. I know it though.

for just pennies a day, you could help my boyfriend afford screenshots with more than 7 pixels

chronically online and chronically on tumblr are two different things btw

I just overheard a guy at ihop say “how long would it take the world to realize that hiccups just disappeared forever” and honestly it’s fucking me up

turn the sound on and immediately noclip straight into hell

i promise you whatever the fuck you think you’re about to hear before you click unmute, you’re wrong.

no promise has ever been as legit as this one.

the artist of the garf is yikestownusa !

Reblog this version with the artist’s credit!

thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad