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Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

Breaking Things

Consider: An anthro opossum, koala, capuchin monkey, or anteater, who is wearing a t-shirt with a text on the back that says "if you can read this, I have no idea where that little fucker is".

What could this possible be referencing

do you want to play dead bodies with me

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

Dreamt I had to come up with a new aesthetic and my idea was "celestial uncle"

Celestial uncle was like... unflattering middle aged man clothes but printed with centuries old cosmological diagrams and various esoteric imagery

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

i don't like seeing him get like this 💔

mind you he NEVER gets like that unprovoked.

are you serious?

drawings are secretly the enemy because they start off very nice and unassuming but then when they're about 80% done they start emanating a malevolent aura that makes finishing them the scariest activity you can imagine