I may be stupid

yeah sure whatever

“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.

DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

(sending a normal message and getting a normal response) theres no coming back from this

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

what if our ocs were friends. is that okay . u can kill me if not

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

trial by combat is such a funny concept. if youre not guilty then beat my ass

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)