I may be stupid

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

what if our ocs were friends. is that okay . u can kill me if not

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

trial by combat is such a funny concept. if youre not guilty then beat my ass

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me