ShadowsOfTheNight

​this worked last night lets go for round two

Couldn’t hurt anything right??

And now one of the people who guards the football has tested positive. Great.

Just remembered not everyone knows what the football is. It’s the briefcase with the nuclear launch codes in it.

The football is passed between five people, one from each of the five branches of the armed forces. At least one of them is within run and tackle distance of the president at all times from what I understand. The guy who tested positive is the one from the coast guard.

roman i cannot tell if you are being serious because we live in a hell-country where this is entirely plausible

Everyone who sees this, I want you to google “nuclear football” right now.

im sorry did i just read on google that the usa president is authorized to launch a fucking nuclear bomb at any moment for any reason

What the actual shit. I thought the big red button was just a wacky plot device in tv.

Did people actually think this was fake? MAD is still a guiding philosophy of international relations. We got dangerously close to nuclear war with North Korea in 2017 by the way I dunno if you remember that. A former Trump official said that for days he thought it was going to happen for sure and he spent a bunch of time every day for over a week praying in the national cathedral. This stuff is real.

If you’ve been stuck trying to please a mom who became abusive/toxic because of generational trauma, realize you won’t save her. You might be the subject of your mom’s rage, paranoia, obsession etc - but you are not the cause of it. And if you didn’t change her after all those years of begging her, bargaining with her, self-harming, isolating, defending yourself, etc, you are not going to change her now. When they say “you can only save someone who wants to be saved”, that applies here. When they say “the only person who you can control is yourself” that applies here. Please let go of this guilt that you carry for something that’s entirely out of your hands. These ideas are pertinent to creating your path to freedom.

I’ve always detested Betsy Devos. She doesn’t even have an education background.

Students, you’re not powerless here. Contact everyone in your school, convince them to do a student strike. Stay home, or protest outside the school, or whatever. If enough of you refuse to enter the school, they’ll have to close it.

take your protest to the capital and give them your kid germs

The woman who benefits financially from private schools and has frequently pushed for private schools to be the only option for children is pushing to make public schools seem unsafe and a health risk? I’m shocked, shocked I say.

fuckin karen cop crying about her being scared that mcdonalds employees were poisoning her fucking mcmuffin because they took too long making it during breakfast rush hour give me a fuckin break

honest to fucking christ if you're so fucking unhinged that you make a video of you sobbing for 2 minutes because you think fucking slow mcdonalds service is a plot against your life then you shouldn't be given a fucking gun

whats even worse now is that fucking lunatic “BACK THE BLUE” internet nutjobs have already posted the address and info of that mcdonalds along with the info of people working there so the fucking food service workers who were just doing their goddamn job trying to get this bellowing idiot and other people their food during the busiest time of the day are going to either all get fired or fucking harassed all because this paranoid pig thought they were spending 10 minutes trying to poison her and cried in front of a camera