It's a very distinctive blog

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

The fact that people don't think about media is so interesting. You watched a series for 10+ seasons and it doesn't occupy any space in your mind? None?

After 10+ seasons i'd be seeing The Protagonist in the resilient yet misunderstood dandelions by the road

It takes one minute to imagine the scene and 500 hours to write it

it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them

this post is about the beautiful dyke firefighter on 911

everybody STOP making this post about those men on interview with the vampire or any men at all. this post is about the beautiful dyke firefighter on 911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

writing on your phone is a trade secret for when you chase that most elusive and singular flow state of all. but the thing is the quality of results vary

on the library's internet connection shoveling books onto my ereader like they're breadsticks and baby? i'm on a bad date at olive garden

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

you should add a set of randomized bonus rules on top of chess that only the advisors know about, so even if everyone knows how to play chess the rulers still feel beholden to their advisors, and the advisors want to say only enough that the rulers can play without knowing so much that the advisors become redundant

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr