Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 11
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
Misplaced Lens Cap
Xuebing Du
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
NASA
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Today's Document
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 11
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

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Idk why I'm saying this but recently(like two to three days ago) I was in a run and there were two starters (they both had the Dandy Bud titles). It was a Poppy and Boxten each. I don't think they had chat so I was using the stickers to communicate.
We made it to floor eleven (before we got a Twisted Goob + Scraps + Pebble combo) and I was so proud of them! I would led them to machines and stand in front of said machines to make sure any stray Twisted wouldn't get them. I led the Boxten to a medkit at one stage.
I didn't have to do half the shit I did but I wanted to!
Anyway, even a few days later I wonder how those two are doing
Seeing the last episode of TADC is now on YouTube, I can finally post my thoughts from when I went to see it in the cinema
Enjoy;
THE FISH DUDE
THE FLIP PHONE
I agree with fish dude spoilers suck
Fish dude are they okay?
CAIN!!!!!!
THE AMAZING DIGITAL r e c a p
JAX IN MAID OUTFIT
Cain ur right humans are confusing
THE REVAMP OF THE FIRST SCENE IN EPISODE ONE
low-key Jax has a point
Brain scanner? Small? Cain got them working?
Wait
WAIT
Wait no don't cry
Kinger what are you doing
PONNI NOOOO YOU DID GOOD
Kinger being a dad
Ponni is the fastest adjuster comfirmed
KINGER BEING A DAD
Training montage!!!!
JAX NOOOOO JOIN IN
OH DEAR
THE ABSTRACTION
WAIT THAT'S JAX
NOOOOOOOOO
Ragatha don't blame yourself
Ribbit mention
Honestly the hug is very shippable
LOOK WHETE UR GOING THEFE BE HOLES LEADING 2 DA VOID ON THE FLOOR
Ponni w/ gun
JAX NOOO
Yesss he's calm
Why is there a locked door
PONNI WUT ARE YOU DOING
His eyes were nearly completely black wtf
Wtf Gangle
JAX WTF
yea ponni close the door please
that….. that isn't zooble
Cartoon logic it's giving bugs bunny
The breakroom w/ the different Jax's
THE SHUT UPPPPPP I CAN'T
The disappearing jax
The poor piano Jax
THE KEY
LIVE FOOTAGE
I don't know what I'm seeing
JAX'S FIRST DAY
RIBBIT
KOFMOS VOICE
AAAAAAAAAAAA
RIBBITS ROOM
the glitching
Ooo the serious talk
TRUSTING
JAX WAS HOMELESS
SOOOO SHIPPPABLE I CAN'T
JAX talking about his parents 😭
Absent father explains so much
Oh mother issues as well I see
WAIT
She hugged him and he….. OH
NGL I CAN'T BLAME JAX
RIBBIT COMFORTING JAAAAAX
🥺😭😭😭😭😭🥺😐🤨
now kiss
Trans JAAAAAX
KOFMO NOOOOOO
JAX PANICKING NOOOOO
RIBBIT THAT'S NOT HOW I DO THINGS
JAX STOP WITHDRAWALING
It hurt became we know how this ends
NOOOO STOP ARGUING
JAX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ribbit no
Jax no
THE GLITCHING
Kofmo is just trying to help
the promise
GANGLE
CAIN NO DON'T LISTEN TO JAX
THE LOOK THAT KOFMO AND RAGATHA GAVE HIM
PONNI
JAX AFTER KOFMO'S ABSTRACTION
the snow adventure
"I didn't know you could play the piano"
Low-key Jax has a point Ponni WHY ARE you here?
She's moving but not getting any closer
JAX NOOO MY BABY GIRL
THE HUUUUUUUG
JAX HUGGING
My friend said Zooble and Gangle would have sex this isn't sex
Is this a… recap….?
IM SORRY IS PONNI GLITCHING
WAIT IS THAT COLOUR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA DA DARKNESS TENT
Gangle pls don't cry 😭
THAT'S COLOUR
wait ponni's still glitching
CAIN??!?!?
IS THAT WHY THE COLOUR IS IN THE CIRCUS
NOOOOOOOOOO CAIN 😭😭😭
the void is voiding
The again paired w/ the red circle NOOOOOOOO
Shooting… codes?
Wait
WAIT
IS THAT THE EXIT
Cain running looks so goofy
THE SHAPES
A BARRIER
bluescreen cafe WiFi
Who is Mike Dobby
SCRATCH
THE FACEBOOK POSTS
I already know what one was Gangles
THE GLITCHING IS STILL THERE
the two sides of Cain
THE BLUE CIRCLE
is that bubble orrrrrrrrr
THE MOOOOOOOON
SHE STILL LOVES HIM
JSVJRCJFAWTJ XAARUB
HE NEVER PROGRAMMED THATTTTT
HE GOT RID OF THE GLITCHING
EVERYONE IS JUST STARING
CAIN APOLOGIZING 😭😭😭😭😭
wait
CAIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ACCEPT HIS OFFER NOOOOOOW
Zooble speaking facts
Cain wut are you doing
THE PROJECTOR
Ponni abagke brooks
Ragatha SUZIE SOMETHING
zooble RILEY SOMETHING
Kinger grant best Destiny HE HAS CHILDREN
Gangle Zoey something
WEBCOMIC
Jac reloy(?)
OPEN WORLDS YEEEESS
CAIN CALLING PONNI ABIGAIL AND PONNI REFUSING IT
IS THAT DND
I'M CRYING
CAIN BONDING W/ THE CASTE
ARE THOSE ABSTRACTIONS
ZOOBLE AND CAIN
The theme song is playing
IT'S A PARALLEL TO THE FIRST EPISODE I CAN'T
SHE WAVED TO USSS
WAIT THE IMPLIED SEEEEX MY FRIEND WASN'T LYING
Real world bus ride let's gooo
Finn bracelet I made today
Help I only have 15 Ichor left-

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As a drawing exercise I'm making my own Summer Toon oc's for Dandy's World. If the quality is shit it's because my drawing stylist broke and they don't ship replacements to my country (my drawing tablet is a bitch that only accepts to ONE drawing stylist) so I'm using my phone to draw
Anyway, Meet Shrimply! Shrimpo's younger twin brother (keeping up the trend of one seasonal Toon being related to a year-round Toon). He was originally made by Delilah and Arthur to make Shrimpo look worse in comparison.
I'm trying to figure out how to make Dialogue like in the game, but when I do I'll definitely post Shrimply (And the other three summer toons) interacting with the other toons.
His ability is an inactive one and It's called "Bully's Shadow" and he gains a 5% stealth boost per every Toon in a run
These are the points I wrote in the image:
• Shrimpo's "Nicer" twin brother
• Timid and meek, this Toon is extremely shy
• Friendly with Squirm, Boxten and Poppy (closest to Squirm)
• Loves marine ecology (not to be confused with marine biology
• Most Toons avoid him because of Shrimpo
• His actual relationship with Shrimpo is questionable at best
• Belle (The summer Main) hovers around him the most
• Delilah and Arthur really confuse him
• he talks in lowercase exclusively
• Shrimply is scared of Dandy
• Oddly, Shrimply likes Dyle (to Dyles dismay)
• he tries to at least talk to other Toons
• unlike Shrimpo, Shrimply is a morning person
I don't have his twisted version designed yet so I've decided to do that last.
I'm also having trouble making a uncommon Toon (I've designed the Main and Rare Toons). I want to post my designs in order (common → uncommon → rare → main) but again, I'm having trouble making an uncommon Toon. Idk, tell me what you guys think
In the meanwhile, have this one interaction;
Shrimply: hi shrimpo! how have you been?
Shrimpo: I HATE YOU
Shrimply: that's ....... nice to hear I guess. I've been.... good....
Shrimpo: I .... DON'T CARE HOW YOU'VE BEEN! I HATE YOU!
Shrimply: ...... it's been nice talking to you again
Shrimpo: HMPH
Dodging TADC spoilers like bullets rn. Going to see it tonight so you'll get to hear my thoughts in roughly 1 - 3 weeks (to give other people a chance to watch it themselves without spoilers)
So a full year ago, I got really hyperfixated on the Lego Movies, and I was writing a full-ass video essay/ramble that I was gonna post where I talked about this, along with just posting this here on its own. But I have ADHD so that wasn't happening lol. (I made it pretty far! It was 300 pages and 100k words! Actually how the fuck did I do that what the hell)
I'm definitely never making that video, though I did kinda cook with my script that I will never show the public, but I still wanna tell the world about my analysis of "what if Emmet's trans." What can I say, I like trans readings.
So I'm posting this now. Basically the same as I wrote the post a year ago, unless I have addendums from future me (which I do). Enjoy!
Emmet Brickowski As A Trans Woman: A Headcanon/Analysis
Spoilers for The Lego Movie 1 and 2. This post can be read and understood if you haven't seen the movies, and this is because I want people to watch the Lego Movies. They're so fucking good. Please. Please.
I love this analysis! I've always kinda headcannoned Emmet as "definitely not straight at the very least"
You honestly gave me an idea for an au that's similar to what you have said but different because of ✨ Angst ✨
Basically Rex is trans. Not like closeted trans but like, fully transitioned. Her name is Rexe (pronounced Rex) and there is literally no difference bar like having green lipstick and breasts. So when the "I'm you" moment happens it's like:
Rexe: I'm you
Emmet: but... But you're a woman?
Rexe: that says more about you than me
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You know what would be really awkward in a bodyswap soulmate AU with Danny?
A bodyswap soulmate AU with corpse AU.
Just imagine Danny trying to bury his own body, the shovel is his hands throwing mud and dirt over the whole with a clear view of his corpse; when suddenly he gets bodyswap with his soulmate.
That would be pretty hard to explain, especially to a vigilante who now is probably in panic that their soulmate just murdered a teenager. Should they help hide the body? That is their soulmate so it should be for a good reason their soulmate just killed someone, right? RIGHT?
Even more awkward if Danny swaps when the vigilante is in costume and now he is freaking out about the misunderstanding that is about to happen.
Tim Would absolutely continue burying the body. He would still really like to know why this boy had to die but he is not about to let his soulmate go to prison for what was probably either an accident or a completely justified murder. He's just hoping said soulmate doesn't snitch on himself to the bats or something.
Uuhhh imagine Tim seeing the multiple corpses like in the comment. I think a good theory he could think of is clones. At least after he sees his reflection somewhere and see the face of his soulmate.
Because of course, yes, clones, his soulmate has to deal with clones. He is a teenage vigilante, he cannot have a normal soulmate.
And now Tim thinks he is helping his soulmate to hide the bodies of his clones who probably tried to kill him to take his place or something like that.
It's completely justified that Tim's soulmate killed someone! See? His soulmate is not a criminal! He's just trying to survive!
Meanwhile Danny is trying really hard to act normal around the bats, sweating bullets. No, yeah, he is royaly screwed.
I think if Tim was like, just in the state of finishing another multiple days long case solving, Danny would be too tired to actually act around the bats. Like, the moment they switched, he would just straight up fall asleep right then and there and the bats would be like: "... You okay there Timmy..?"
It happens in the middle of dinner, so one minute he's rambling about the case, and then mid sentence "tim" is out cold face first in the mashed potatoes.
Think the bats might just be happy Tim’s sleeping if they catch on to the fact that this is Tim’s soulmate and not actually Tim, they’re going to be panicking and trying to figure out if they exposed their identities to a potential civilian.
Actually the funniest thing would be Tim calling for a ride because he was in the middle of an explanation of the case he was working on and needs to finish his work. And wouldn’t you know it his soulmate while tired isn’t at the hallucinations stage yet. So the bats are panicking because they just learned just had his soulmate swap and the zombie like person they’ve been talking to isn’t tim.
Actually scratch that he’d call one of his friends to give me a lift most likely super boy…after he’s done hiding the body and a good distance away. Just the bats being confused when super boy comes over carrying who they think is a random person only for Tim to pick up where he left off.
Worse of all Danny’s freaking out until Tim drags Danny out of the house, (whether or not they’re still swapped is up to the writer) Stating he needs to introduce Danny to his friends and probably apologize over the phone if he’d worried Danny’s family since he wasn’t home at the time and didn’t know where he lived.
And only once they’re out of bat hearing range just he tell Danny to relax nobody saw him and he finished burying the body. He just would like some more info please. Cuz he is now aware that the dead body looks just like him.
Danny: ummm I have powers and a second form but when I switch I get stuck with a corpse I grow a new one immediately when I change back but I’m running out of places to hide them. Honestly I’m just lucky the decompose at a much faster rate. Also my parents are mad scientists who I do love and don’t want them thrown in prison?
Tim: oh I have some great ideas about alternative burial techniques. Let’s discuss over coffee I know this great place.
Kon: Yup only Tim’s could find out his soulmate was in the middle of hiding a dead body and find it acceptable…

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Watched the new Mario movie, here were my thoughts that were written in real time:
THE LUMA HAS THE TIE
WHY IS ROSALINDA ALWAYS FLOATING
YOSHI'S BACKSTORY OMG
GENUINELY DONKEY KONG WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN BROOKLYN ALSO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN BROOKLYN
ROSA WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT EARLIER
THE SAME BUT CLEANER OUTFITS
LUIGI'S SINGING
DANCING PENGUINS!!!! YOSHI JOINING THE DANCING PENGUINS
THERES CAMONICLY MARIO MERCH IN UNIVERS I CAN'T
Where did Bowser get all this mini painting supplies?
JUNIOR NOOO DON'T KILL UNCLE MARIO OR PAOA LUIGI
LUIGI STOP WATCHING YOUR HUSBAND ASSAULT YOUR BROTHER
Luigi standing with Bowser is amazing
WRONG BROTHER BOWSER
The casino looks cool idk
PEACHES UMBRELLA SCENE IS SO COOOL
SHE'S DOING ALL THIS IN HEELS TOO!
THE QUEEN BEEEE
HIS ARMBANDS BROKE
LUIGI AND HIS HUSBAND HAVING A MOMENT
Bowser Peach didn't bail you at the alter, you kidnapped her
Who is Fox guy
MONEY SOLVES ALL PROBLEMS
Everyone else seeing Mario and peach
Worried dad Bowser
Not what Bowser meant Junior
Nooo MARIO BOWSER DID BETRAYAL YOU GUYS
JUNIOR WHAT DID YOU DO YOU DAD ISN'T HAPPY
BABY MARIO BROS
WTF WHY IS THERE A DINOSAUR
YOSHI NOO
BABY TOADIS THAT A SKELETON BRIDGE?!?!?
NO BABIES CAN'T SWIM
baby dinosaur awwwwww
Fox guy cheer up
Peach cheer up dinosaurs are cool
THE LUMAS ARE SO CUTE
BOWSER IN DEPRESSION
Junior nooo
LUMAS TO THE RESCUE
WAIT PEACH ISN'T HUMAN?!?! SHES ROSA'S SISTER!?!?? MAT PAT WAS SO WRONG
WHY AM I CRYING
JUNIOR NOOOOOOOO YOUR UNDOING ALL OF YOUR DADS PROGRESS
LUMAS W/ THE JACKETS I CAN'T
How is no one seeing Mario and peach?
Junior just how much funding do you fricking have
JUNIOR WHY IS YOUR INTERFACE A 8 BIT GAME
I low-key have a new fanfic idea
NOO BOWSER
I forgot that Bowser is a koopa seriously how did I forget that?!?!!
BONE KING BONE KING
Peach slaying as usual
LUIGI ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Yoshi wtf are you doing
WTF WHY IST THERE A DRAGON
BITCH WHAT DO YOU THINK ROSA'S DOING
Good happy ending!
BOWSER BEING A DAD LET'S GO
Mario and Luigi's faces when they realise they forgot to tell peach about the castle
8 BIT CASTLE BUILDING
Is junior making the end credits?
LUMA PRISON WARDEN!!!
WAIT IT'S THAT LUMA
Just something I've been writing in my free time.
I currently have a really convoluted crk au that I've called the "Doomed Families au" because it's a bunch of dommed families. I'll probably work on it when I'm done "Over And over and over and over"
This is a au of @brightgoat 's Minecraft au. Basically what if Steve was in mcsm and the events that would have brought them there. It was getting long so I had to split it into different parts.
Over and over and over and over - part 1
Steve was tired. So, so tired. As they stared up at the Wither Storm, one thought came to mind.
'How long have I been alive again?'
___
It started small. While he would consider it almost small now, at the time they thought it was the biggest thing ever.
They had found a dirt house.
They knew that he hadn't built it, mainly because it was fifty thousand blocks from even their most westward base. It was in a whole new area. An area that might house someone else.
At the time, they flapped their hands in excitement.
Eventually, after countless days and nights of looking, they finally found the other person.
Alex.
She had introduced herself as Alex. They had introduced themself as Steve. They were so happy. 'I'm not alone anymore' they thought.
Alex, as Steve soon learned, was quite new. As in 'still only needed one double chest to store all their things' new. That was fine. It just meant that Steve could teach her how the world worked. She didn't, wouldn't, need to go through trial and error like they had.
Alex was very impressed with what they had done. She listened closely when Steve talked about all of their adventures. From their first death to them killing Jean. She listened and asked questions.
Steve hadn't realised that they had missed hearing others talk so much.
When Steve brought Alex to their main base, his 'Mega Base' as they called it, they were admittedly very…. Happy? Was that the word? They were very happy when Alex complimented their builds. They were very proud of their builds. They give her a room in their Mega Base.
They showed her everything. From how to get smooth stone (that was a shock to them when they found out) to how to tame a wolf to how to access her inventory and stats.
Thankfully, Alex was like them in the sense she could also respawn. When Steve learned that, they exhaled a breath they didn't even know they were holding. Alex wasn't leaving. Not like everyone else had.
Steve told Alex about the Villagers. They brought her to a Taiga village to show her. The plains one was closer, but bringing her there felt…. Wrong. So they simply didn't.
They showed Alex the Desert Temple, the Ocean Monument and several others. They showed her everything.
Alex asked questions. Of course she did, they had asked questions back then too. Steve answered all of them to the best of their ability.
But eventually, she stopped.
Alex still talked to them, but it was now about her latest build rather than how to build. She stopped looking to them whenever she found a new hostile mob, instead she just went straight ahead sword swinging.
She stopped asking questions because she had learnt everything there was.
She stopped needing them.
She didn't need them anymore.
Steve felt conflicted.
They knew that this was a good thing. Alex didn't need them near in case something went south.
But why did it feel so wrong?
Steve did what they usually did when faced with hard feelings. Squish them in a metaphorical bottle and hide them at the bottom of the metaphorical chest. It worked before and would continue to work for many more moons.
Alex, as Steve began to learn, much preferred to fight than build. There were signs. Spacing out when Steve talked about building techniques and hyper focusing on them when they talked about fighting techniques and stories. She always asked questions about their past fights, whether it be their siege of a woodland mansion or the 'Ender Dragon fight' as Alex called it, there were always questions about fighting. So they taught her how to fight.
One day, Steve caught Alex packing several shulker boxes. She admitted to wanting to go and have her own adventure like Steve had. Despite everything in Steve's body yelling that it wasn't safe to let her go, Steve helped her pack. Even giving tips on what to bring. ‘She’s bored of you’ the voice in the back of Steve’s head whispers. They, as usual, ignored it.
She left in the direction they had first found her in.
Everything was fine.
Everything was fine.
No one was dead.
Everything was fine.
So why didn't Steve feel fine?!
Alex came and visited them every seven days. Then every ten days. Then every twenty-five. She always brought stories of her own. Whether it be the time she found two ancient cities just two chunks away from each other or the time she saved a village from a raid. But she came back each time.
She came back.
She came back.
Slowly, the tight feeling in their chest disappeared and Steve could finally think about Alex without some form of worry in their mind.
Once their nerves died down even more, Steve went and visited her for once. The house Alex lived in was basic, small and extremely boring in comparison to Steve's Mega base. But Steve could see it was clearly loved. It was located in a Taiga biome. The same one where Steve showed Alex her first village.
So time went on.
And on.
And on.
And on.
“Steve, how long have you been alive?” Alex asks one day. The two were in one of Steve's many base’s, the one far north. Steve stops their crafting. “What?” they say, unsure if they heard right. Alex stared at Steve. “How many days have you been in this world?” she asks. Steve checks their stats. “459964 days” they answer after a few seconds of checking. Alex’s eyes bulge. “459964! I’ve only been here 1825!” She exclaims.
Steve smiles. It doesn’t quite meet their eyes. “I’ve been here a while,” they say.
It was 3923 days later and Steve is making the finishing touches on their newest build when they hear Alex shouting in the distance.
“STEVE STEVE YOU WOULDN'T GUESS WHATTTTTTTTTTTT!” She shouts. He looked down from where they were on the roof. Steve’s heart stops. There, standing slightly behind Alex, are seven other people. Seven other people.
Without really thinking, Steve leans forward and promptly falls off the roof. And dies. ‘Way to make an impression’ the voice in the back of Steve’s head whispers.
Seven other people.
It’s barely ten seconds and Steve is already back outside, this time on ground level.
Sunny, Zuri, Efe, Makena, Kai, Noor and Ari.
Sunny, Zuri, Efe, Makena, Kai, Noor and Ari.
@lavender-wizard-strikes-once-aga Steve reads as both Autistic and ADHD so I tried my best to show that. Also if this was ao3 (I'll probably post this there once I have more written) one of the tags would be "it gets worse before it gets better"
This is a au of @brightgoat 's Minecraft au. Basically what if Steve was in mcsm and the events that would have brought them there. It was getting long so I had to split it into different parts.
Over and over and over and over - part 1
Steve was tired. So, so tired. As they stared up at the Wither Storm, one thought came to mind.
'How long have I been alive again?'
___
It started small. While he would consider it almost small now, at the time they thought it was the biggest thing ever.
They had found a dirt house.
They knew that he hadn't built it, mainly because it was fifty thousand blocks from even their most westward base. It was in a whole new area. An area that might house someone else.
At the time, they flapped their hands in excitement.
Eventually, after countless days and nights of looking, they finally found the other person.
Alex.
She had introduced herself as Alex. They had introduced themself as Steve. They were so happy. 'I'm not alone anymore' they thought.
Alex, as Steve soon learned, was quite new. As in 'still only needed one double chest to store all their things' new. That was fine. It just meant that Steve could teach her how the world worked. She didn't, wouldn't, need to go through trial and error like they had.
Alex was very impressed with what they had done. She listened closely when Steve talked about all of their adventures. From their first death to them killing Jean. She listened and asked questions.
Steve hadn't realised that they had missed hearing others talk so much.
When Steve brought Alex to their main base, his 'Mega Base' as they called it, they were admittedly very…. Happy? Was that the word? They were very happy when Alex complimented their builds. They were very proud of their builds. They give her a room in their Mega Base.
They showed her everything. From how to get smooth stone (that was a shock to them when they found out) to how to tame a wolf to how to access her inventory and stats.
Thankfully, Alex was like them in the sense she could also respawn. When Steve learned that, they exhaled a breath they didn't even know they were holding. Alex wasn't leaving. Not like everyone else had.
Steve told Alex about the Villagers. They brought her to a Taiga village to show her. The plains one was closer, but bringing her there felt…. Wrong. So they simply didn't.
They showed Alex the Desert Temple, the Ocean Monument and several others. They showed her everything.
Alex asked questions. Of course she did, they had asked questions back then too. Steve answered all of them to the best of their ability.
But eventually, she stopped.
Alex still talked to them, but it was now about her latest build rather than how to build. She stopped looking to them whenever she found a new hostile mob, instead she just went straight ahead sword swinging.
She stopped asking questions because she had learnt everything there was.
She stopped needing them.
She didn't need them anymore.
Steve felt conflicted.
They knew that this was a good thing. Alex didn't need them near in case something went south.
But why did it feel so wrong?
Steve did what they usually did when faced with hard feelings. Squish them in a metaphorical bottle and hide them at the bottom of the metaphorical chest. It worked before and would continue to work for many more moons.
Alex, as Steve began to learn, much preferred to fight than build. There were signs. Spacing out when Steve talked about building techniques and hyper focusing on them when they talked about fighting techniques and stories. She always asked questions about their past fights, whether it be their siege of a woodland mansion or the 'Ender Dragon fight' as Alex called it, there were always questions about fighting. So they taught her how to fight.
One day, Steve caught Alex packing several shulker boxes. She admitted to wanting to go and have her own adventure like Steve had. Despite everything in Steve's body yelling that it wasn't safe to let her go, Steve helped her pack. Even giving tips on what to bring. ‘She’s bored of you’ the voice in the back of Steve’s head whispers. They, as usual, ignored it.
She left in the direction they had first found her in.
Everything was fine.
Everything was fine.
No one was dead.
Everything was fine.
So why didn't Steve feel fine?!
Alex came and visited them every seven days. Then every ten days. Then every twenty-five. She always brought stories of her own. Whether it be the time she found two ancient cities just two chunks away from each other or the time she saved a village from a raid. But she came back each time.
She came back.
She came back.
Slowly, the tight feeling in their chest disappeared and Steve could finally think about Alex without some form of worry in their mind.
Once their nerves died down even more, Steve went and visited her for once. The house Alex lived in was basic, small and extremely boring in comparison to Steve's Mega base. But Steve could see it was clearly loved. It was located in a Taiga biome. The same one where Steve showed Alex her first village.
So time went on.
And on.
And on.
And on.
“Steve, how long have you been alive?” Alex asks one day. The two were in one of Steve's many base’s, the one far north. Steve stops their crafting. “What?” they say, unsure if they heard right. Alex stared at Steve. “How many days have you been in this world?” she asks. Steve checks their stats. “459964 days” they answer after a few seconds of checking. Alex’s eyes bulge. “459964! I’ve only been here 1825!” She exclaims.
Steve smiles. It doesn’t quite meet their eyes. “I’ve been here a while,” they say.
It was 3923 days later and Steve is making the finishing touches on their newest build when they hear Alex shouting in the distance.
“STEVE STEVE YOU WOULDN'T GUESS WHATTTTTTTTTTTT!” She shouts. He looked down from where they were on the roof. Steve’s heart stops. There, standing slightly behind Alex, are seven other people. Seven other people.
Without really thinking, Steve leans forward and promptly falls off the roof. And dies. ‘Way to make an impression’ the voice in the back of Steve’s head whispers.
Seven other people.
It’s barely ten seconds and Steve is already back outside, this time on ground level.
Sunny, Zuri, Efe, Makena, Kai, Noor and Ari.
Sunny, Zuri, Efe, Makena, Kai, Noor and Ari.

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Does the Wandering Trader just randomly appear while Steve is doing something? Especially in places where the Trader really shouldn't be? I am just imagining the Trader accidentally scaring the shit out of Steve as he's standing on a roof or Something
Oh absolutely. On Steve's roof. In a ravine. Ocean monument somehow. In Steve's underground base that is designed specifically to keep mobs OUT. At the foot of Steve's bed as they wake up and then scream.
They are THAT Wandering Trader.
Guess what I got from work today (they were going to throw the poor guy out 😔)