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@beastofgilchrist
Just realized I never did this, so
Rules of this blog.
1. No bullying.
2. No being -phobic.
For NSFW content, head on over to my side-blog @crests-playground
If Tumblr goes down, here's my Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Beast-of-Gilchrist/
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fyi if we’re mutuals you have full consent to be as feral as you want in asks and dms
Compared to you, Thragg, they're —
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httyd arranged marriage au where astrid shows up to berk fully prepared to murder whoever her husband ends up being and ruling on her own. she's got no faith that this guy is going to respect her or even be a competent leader.
hiccup doesn't want to get married, has repeatedly said so infact. very publicly said so. but stoick is worried about his line of succession and insists upon it. hiccup is praying that his future wife will want to rule, because no way in hell is he doing that
they don't have any actual interactions until the night of their wedding where, before astrid can threaten hiccup even once, he's asking her if she has any leadership experience (obviously she does). he then offers the throne to her so that he can fly off the edge of the world or something (astrid didn't quite catch what he said, something about mapping the whole world and a trader?)
this arrangement goes great, but they don't really spend any time in the same house or doing any other husband and wife things, which leads people to thinking there is some kind of weakness/tension between the two.
so someone tries to assasinate astrid.
she would've had everything under control, but before she can kill the guy, hiccup (who no-one has seen in close on two months) bursts into the room and slices the guys head off or something. hiccup then apologises for stepping on her thunder, stating that 'he was mean to my cousin, i've been looking for the guy for ages'
Hiccup: "Look, you seem really nice, but I'm really not interested in this, by any chance do you want to take on the chief role?"
Astrid (putting away the poison): "... yeah I think I can make that work, what are you going to do instead?
Hiccup: "I'm so glad you asked! See, there's this species of dragon out on an island about three hours flight from here and it has the ability to spit amber and encase its victims, so I'm testing to see what exactly will break--"
Astrid: "... Well now I have to protect this nerd. For... reasons."
Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
Visser Three: You know who's causing all these problems, don't you?
Crocker: Yes!
Visser Three and Crocker simultaneously:
FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!
ANDALITE BANDITS!!!
wait, what?
How long have you been on Tumblr?
Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)
16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)
13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)
10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)
7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)
3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)
Rebagel for science pls.
came in January 2021,basically wanted a change from deviantart
Wanted to join tumblr in 2024, I did. Best decision.
I wanted to look at some NSFW fanart for a fic I was reading, and this was the only place to do so.
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"you're watching me sleep aren't you?"
"No I wasn't..."
"yes you were"
"Okay, fine, I was. But considering it's been less than 6 hours after someone tried to **assassinate** you, I think I'm allowed to be a bit overprotective."
"Hey, we don't know that. Maybe they just wanted to mug me and got carried away?"
"That's not exactly a better alternative."
okay I'm not sure if u tagged me so I can ask u or the og poster BUT
"The stone of the palace glinted amongst the moonlight, basking in liberty of a celebration that has never occurred before in this sick, cruel world."
(I just tagged you for the hell of it, don't worry.)
Levi stands alone in a corner, idly sipping something fruity while flexing the fingers of a freshly regrown hand.
A gaggle of children barrel past, their faces still streaked with mud from the mines, but that doesn't stop them from giggling amongst themselves, and the blue-eyed man can't fight the smile that adorns his lips at the sight.
The celebration is in full swing, the body of King Didn't-Bother-Remembering-His-Name still cooling in the courtyard.
He'd already locked this world's Keyhole, defeated the Heartless His Majesty had summoned during their fight, and freed every single slave on this world.
In other words, a fairly uneventful Tuesday for the ravenette Keybearer.
Send me an ask with the first sentence of a fanfic and I’ll write the next five.
Saw this on @resting-meme-face‘s blog and wanted to try it.
@cloverofhope @mrros-e @kawaiibunny1998
Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
i’m desperate huhu
Please give me some inspiration oh great duck of creativity
Apparently Elon Muskrat is marrying Grok.
My only question is, why?
It's a soulless, unfeeling machine that has no ability to form an emotional attachment to Grok or anyone else.
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my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”
he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.
his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’
The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend
Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:
Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”
Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”
Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”
[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]
When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part
Zuko is also canonically a theatre kid.
I do not for a moment believe that Iroh was the only one absolutely besotted with that particular story. Even if Zuko isn’t so much into romance, the tragedy would have captivated him.
Imagine if one of your blorbos came to life and started a conversation with you about one of their traumas, which happens to also be your favorite part of their story.
Even Zuko recognizes that responding to this moment of vulnerability with a total breakdown of themes, tropes, and his thoughts on the poetry of the moment; is, mm, not correct.
Bruce: Damian was battling the ghost. He lost a lot of blood, and the blasted thing got away. Prep the medic bay.
Alfred: Right away sir.
Bruce: Hang on son.
Barbara from the Bat- computer screen: Is he going to be alright?
Bruce: Yes, once we get him some blood.
Barbara: Do you think he can give a description of the ghost he was fighting? I can start tracking him down so the others can avenge Damian.
Bruce: Let me check. Dami? What did that ghost look like?
Damian in a slurring voice: Sexy. White hair. Green eyes. Sexy
Bruce: It's no good. He's delirious.
Barbara typing rapidly: No, no, no. That's a good description. According to Amity Park's Top 10 Sexy Ghosts, we might be looking for number 1: Danny Phantom.
Bruce: Why the hell does a list like that exist?
Barbara: You shouldn't be surprised by what's on the internet, Bruce. Show Damian this picture to see if that's the right one.
Bruce: Damian, who is this? *holds up tablet with blurry image of Phantom*
Damian points to it: ITS SEXY!
Barbara: Okay, we got our target. I'll start tracking him.
Damian slurring: We'll have a Autum wedding.
Bruce: Barbara I don't mean to rush you but I need this ghost to be killed as soon as possible.
Damian: I'm gonna be the father of his children
Bruce darkly: He needs to die before daybreak, Barbara.
Barbara: I'm working on it, hold on!
And now I'm imagining Batman cornering Danny, mentioning the list and his placement on it, and the murderous rage being replaced by horror and disgust upon learning Phantom is the ghost equivalent of a toddler.
And that the creator of said list (Wes) KNEW this.
