DON'T BARK I'LL BITE

wtf do you MEAN he cut apart a ballpoint pen spring to fix his keyeboard

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

and my bow

And my axe

And my daggers

And my rapier and matchsticks.

And my kitchen knife

and my hands

And my aro beam

And my Horrors

And at least one weapon

And my cross

and my rifle.

And my SCPs

and my scythe

and my cane

AND MY GOATS

And my spear

and my sapphic pages

and my (extremely cool) greatsword

And my 12 gauge

and my gasoline fires

And my bite

And my paper cuts

And my soup

and my artillery gun

And my spatula

And MY spatula

and my

and my screws

and my uterus

and my medieval vase

and your mum

and my fires of hell

And autism.

And my sickness..god damn if hurt hurts…

And my fists

And my kettlebells!

And my anvil i drop on the x you’re standing on.

And my steel chair

and my netherite sword

and my IRL sword that I desperately need to remodel at some point

and my SHOTGUN!

And the void

AND MY IMAGINATION

And my crocs

and the car I stole from @meester-skunk

and my butterknife

and my accounting homework

and my nunchucks

and my cats untrimmed claws

and my wheels ♿

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.

If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

Don’t forget about the Asexual’s Mirror Maze

The mirror maze drives you crazy

What about aromantic people I would love to see that

we get thrown in the asexual maze because everyone keeps assuming theyre the same thing

Just wait until they find out about the transgender open water boat races

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

GO THINGS GO

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever