This is Madness

i am pretty upset i did not end up 6’ tall with a bad ass xena costume

#catholicism is just like that

the most important thing to know about the plot of hamlet is that it’s so convoluted that the main character is kidnapped by pirates and it’s not even really a major plot point

the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

I should be able to sue men who touch me without permission

Under Icelandic settlement law I can kill people who call me names

It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in jugs.

There is no literal reason since the jugs we use are just as cheap as bags and with a bag you need to put it into something as soon as it’s opened because otherwise you’re crying over spilt milk

I don’t understand why y'all use jugs though. They’re so impractical.

We have holders for that. There’s no real difference.

Wouldn’t it be crazy if there was a way you could hold milk without grabbing a separate holder? Some sort of solid plastic or cardboard container, that would be so cool.

Sobbing

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

exactly

wow mood

Were in 2017 he’s in 3089

Ok why is he holdng the microphone like a fucking wine glass

femmefareeha just told you