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i am in a state of protracted war against all gimmick blogs on tumblr. learn to be funny or stay off my posts!!!

I will can you and sell your meat like a modern-day Sweeny Todd

That took me until the very last image to realize.

My late father was the one who taught me to be cynical about advertising, for all that putting up ads was literally his whole job. He taught me from a very young age that advertising is expensive, and they tack that cost onto the price. That if something is heavily advertised, you can count on the fact that there's an identical product out there, usually even manufactured in the same factory, that's cheaper because they don't spend all that money on advertising.

Why Name Brand Products Are Beneath You: The Honor and Glory of Buying Generic 

ive heard stories from people about how store brand goods used to look and i really want to be able to buy just a blank white package that says EGGS or MILK or OATMEAL that only has the legally required information on it. i just think that would be cool

They should just make a SPAM® version that's just saying SPAM® on a white background. Not like Fido will care what his dog food looks li- *SPAM sniper hit the shot*

Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post

Wait now I’m seeing this outside of the gimmickverse

Lemme just.

wait no

why would you do this to everyone France

Why me?? Bavaria queued this about a billion times 😭

and I’m about to queue it a bajilion times :D

WHAT NO

heheheh I already did it you can’t stop me

… Bad China ToT

Just for that I’m adding 20 more to my queue

hello everyone seeing this post I hope you’re ready to see it several times more

Lets redo this. Gimmickverse shan’t escape

i reblogged this myself last night lol

not you too 😭😭

of course me too! i like (harmlessly) bothering people c:

yes im aware you do

Well look whose back

Bavaria, why do you keep reblogging mine? how many times did you que this?

I have no idea how many times I queued this, but my guess is about 20 times, I don’t look in my queue that often.

cant wait for the others to see this now

if i have to see this godsforsaken post one more time im going to kill everyone in the gimmickverse and then myself.

Good luck trying to get me

You Will Be Boiled Alive.

Nothing new, got something original?

I Am Going To Kill You Until You Are Dead.

Beheading your mermaid.

Fuck You.

Do it yourself coward.

I Will Not Rest Until There Are Only Smoldering Ashes Of You Left.

Sverige er bedre til fodbold

NO THEY ARE NOT FUCK YOU

As I said, do it yourself buddy

THEY WILL NEVER STOP FINDING YOUR FUCKING BODY.

Atleast they would search for me

I WILL KILL YOU.

Well you’re not exactly known for winning battles so good luck

IVE WON PLENTY OF BATTLES

Like, with others?

mostly sweden actually-

… we still won more than we lost?

… shhhhhhhh

btw, how you loose like atleast 15 battles to yourself???

… im not too sure…

how?! YOU lost them???

ive got shitty memory okay?

knocked yourself on the head too many times huh?

ill knock you on the head…

You sure you’ll win that fight?

>:[

>:]

everyone is so mean to me…

Well we need SOMEONE to bully

bully @sweden-official or @norway-official :[

@the-official-netherlands, we can team up and bully Denmark together with @the-kingdom-of-sweden and @norway-official and @finland-official! Also, what is Sweden win to loss ratio?

Reblog this If you want People to spam your ask boxes(not spam but send in a bunch of asks)

I would love asks.

rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will

@the-taggerrr

Cast spell of pharmaceutical seizure

dr who intro

How about yes.

This post is so fucking funny to me. This is just a pic with a pile of croc shoes crossed out red with the title “I hate Crocs.” OP posted this in 2008 and never posted anything else, we don’t know anything else about them. OP’s URL is the word hatred and nothing else. For some reason however, their url did not get added a “-blog” suffix that the change in 2016 brought (maybe because this was made in 2008 but still. What if someone wants their URL? :( ) Truly the post of all time.

How does this post only have 1557 notes?!?!

prev do the thing

@non-tyrannical-usa @ whatever vivaldi’s url is @the-taggerrr

Check out my thigh highs *moves my coat aside to reveal a pair of yellow wellies with a peppa pig pattern on them*

@the-taggerrr

@the-taggerrr

>It wouldn’t let me comment anything anymore on this post 😭

hahaha tumble says no more notes >:3 [unless the gimmick blogs find this...]

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @thee0ne-with-knife my brethren. My comrades. TONIGHT WE BRING MOTIVATION!!!!!

I wasn't gonna let my moot be spared from the gimmicks

@non-tyrannical-usa @real-antonio-vivaldi @the-taggerrr