Donaar

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

ooh thank god

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT