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Yes, we've been discussing this on the Discord! First and foremost, don't let this situation distract you. The focus is still Valko.

Here is a link to the X account.

Basically, like Anon said, this account posted the full trailer of Zayne's Heartfelt Gift card. Mind you, Infold never posted it. This doesn't exist anywhere but this person's account.

That's not the only weird thing about this.

The account was opened this month, it follows no one, and it had no other posts. Not to mention, it looks like this:

Anyway, someone else noticed something even more intriguing.

NOT ONLY THAT, but the account itself says that it's based in Brazil. This could very well be because someone is using a VPN (as X is not allowed in China), but it's worth noting.

So far, we don't have any solid leads on who this person may be or how they got the trailer. I'm doing my best to look into it, but my skills are limited in that regard. I'll update you as soon as I have something.

sum. you prank the lads men by asking them "if me and another woman texted at the same time, who would you respond to first?"

notes. noooot super proud of this one. no warnings i think. if anyone has suggestions for the next prompt, do tell me!!

Bad Hair Day

(or, 'literally the best day ever!!' ~ Luke and Kieran)

Sylus x gn!Reader, 650 words.

“Did it hurt, Sylus?”

“When I fell from heaven?”

“When you got struck by lightning.”

Sylus frowns. You snap a picture as he looks up from a data pad, mid-peruse of the news. He’s only mildly perturbed, mind you, not outright confused; the distinction has always been sacred. Confusion implies he’s in the dark, and—morning affairs in digital fine-print before him— Sylus is never, ever, in the dark about anything.

“Lightning, sweetie?” he fishes idly. “I’ll bite. You… felt a spark when you looked at me, hm? There’s electricity in the air?”

You rest your chin in your hand. “Why’re you so convinced I’m making a pass at you?”

“Every word from your mouth is a pass at me, kitten. I’ve learned to live with it.”

“He says, in a whorish silk robe.”

He tuts as he sips at his coffee. “It’s sophisticated.”

Is it sophisticated? “It’s halfway down your shoulder, Sylus.”

With a flicker of a sideways glance, he regards the wine-red silk bunched precariously at the top of his arm. Silk that slips another few centimetres when he shrugs. “Oops.”

Your lips are a thin line as you raise your own mug up to them, making Sylus chuckle. It’s a rich, self-indulgent sound— so hedonistic, so pleased with itself. Silently, you press a few quick buttons on your phone, then thrust it towards him:

The picture you’d taken.

Sylus’s chuckle cuts out like someone has gripped his throat and squeezed.

My favs of my magma pieces from tunamayuuu's magma!

Yes, WHEN. Not if. WHEN we get him back. Because we will.

here's looking at you, kitten

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