Vampire with the Interview

Don't fall out of the bed of a truck onto concrete. Life pro tip.

Marius de Romanus, they could never make me hate you. I love my swagless freak of a wife

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

"No one's asking, but we all know my answer is a 'yes'."

"Make and model?"

"Aston Martin V8. 8 inches." he grinned.

"Christ, Daniel, decidedly not what I asked. And the vehicle is a dead giveaway. Giving or receiving?"

Lestat threw back his head and laughed. "I figured. Can't imagine he'd let anyone else drive the damn thing." Armand's child was always a pleasure--he was just so much fun. "And shame. I assume those details were lost in the petit mort of it all."

Daniel pulled out his phone, unlocked it and scrolled his screen. "Oh, wait. I think I found the file. It says here; 'Possibly drunk. Definitely cried after." he improvised, absolutely the king of embracing self depricating humour.

He laughed again, but this time there was a softness to it, a gentleness that offered camaraderie; two victims of lovers who could equally undo them. He slung an arm around the other vampire's shoulder. "That's how it gets you, Daniel. Then suddenly you're in love and there's no way out."

"Oh Daniel!" He shook his head, smiling. "That's something we all must unfortunately learn alone. Preferably naked, of course."

"I'd rather be naked in company, though." he chuckled lightly. "How have you been?" he then asked genuinely, taking this close up moment to take in Lestat's handsome features. He always wanted to kiss him, but the risk of Armand skinning him alive if he found out, was never quite worth it, however kinky that may sound.

"No one's asking, but we all know my answer is a 'yes'."

"Make and model?"

"Aston Martin V8. 8 inches." he grinned.

"Christ, Daniel, decidedly not what I asked. And the vehicle is a dead giveaway. Giving or receiving?"

Lestat threw back his head and laughed. "I figured. Can't imagine he'd let anyone else drive the damn thing." Armand's child was always a pleasure--he was just so much fun. "And shame. I assume those details were lost in the petit mort of it all."

Daniel pulled out his phone, unlocked it and scrolled his screen. "Oh, wait. I think I found the file. It says here; 'Possibly drunk. Definitely cried after." he improvised, absolutely the king of embracing self depricating humour.

He laughed again, but this time there was a softness to it, a gentleness that offered camaraderie; two victims of lovers who could equally undo them. He slung an arm around the other vampire's shoulder. "That's how it gets you, Daniel. Then suddenly you're in love and there's no way out."

"No one's asking, but we all know my answer is a 'yes'."

"Make and model?"

"Aston Martin V8. 8 inches." he grinned.

"Christ, Daniel, decidedly not what I asked. And the vehicle is a dead giveaway. Giving or receiving?"

Lestat threw back his head and laughed. "I figured. Can't imagine he'd let anyone else drive the damn thing." Armand's child was always a pleasure--he was just so much fun. "And shame. I assume those details were lost in the petit mort of it all."

Daniel pulled out his phone, unlocked it and scrolled his screen. "Oh, wait. I think I found the file. It says here; 'Possibly drunk. Definitely cried after." he improvised, absolutely the king of embracing self depricating humour.

"No one's asking, but we all know my answer is a 'yes'."

"Make and model?"

"Aston Martin V8. 8 inches." he grinned.

"Christ, Daniel, decidedly not what I asked. And the vehicle is a dead giveaway. Giving or receiving?"

"No one's asking, but we all know my answer is a 'yes'."

"Make and model?"

"Aston Martin V8. 8 inches." he grinned.

*stumbles out of a building covered in blood* i failed a social interaction .

what doesn't kill you gives you insane kinks

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

anyway daniel malloy? absolutely fantastic and wonderful. perfection. don’t even try to talk me out of it i know he’s amazing. do i know why? no. but god do i love that man