<3 THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST WHOLESOME THING I HAVE EVER SEEN <3

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything

My fat fairy ass eating the sprinkles off of donuts and sipping on sprite puddles

fairies r fat as shit off nectar

I reference this literally every time I'm at a bar because I'm somewhat convinced I saw it in a tumblr post somewhere but I have been informed that this is not in fact a known tumblr post in circulation and I was shown a prophetic vision at some point leading me to form the dichotomy from first principals

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

Never thought I'd have the opportunity to say this again: Reducing women and girls to their vaginas and then forcing them to show those vaginas to strangers is not a feminist ideal.

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use