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My uncle Tommy had a bit of luck in Western Illinois. Found here

- expecting parents - trans people changing their names - writers - that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that “behind the name dot com says its biblical in origin so fuck you”

Jasper you thirsty cheeto

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so link shot the fully charged arrow,  ness reflected it with FSmash, doc reflected it with cape, which reflected back on ness’s still active FSmash frames, reflected on doc’s cape AGAIN and then ONE MORE TIME on Ness’ Fmash, leading to 140% death arrow with a hitbox so stretched that it hit both of them

i was trying to check the “setheverman” tag on this website and the entire site glitched and it honestly felt like i just opened the gates of hell

Can 50 cent tweet again instead of kanye

me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

This snow day has already been the best day and it’s only noon 😊

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

That man is AWESOME

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

Seattle actually has it’s own LEGAL batman

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?