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kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

call me back when he starts posting about the left hand of darkness

it’s friday night lay on the floor and clench your buttcheeks to the beat

cleaned out the garage and found my old thinking cap from when i would think

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to tell anyone anything

clearly the world would end if we all decided to agree what the word nonplussed means. i can’t think of any other reason why we haven’t done that yet.

we’re cursed to never know whether someone is incredibly bothered or completely unbothered. but at least it’s all to stop a great beast rising from the water that we have to fight with mechs. apparently.