Let my people go crazy

Hi! My shitty retail job sent me from full time to part time with half of my hours and now without health insurance, just as I was going to finally start getting ADHD treatment and HRT

I'm trying to get my financial situation sorted and will have plenty more free time, so I'd like to try and write some commissions!

My rate is about $.02 per word, so $1 for 50 words, $2 for 100, $5 for 250 words, etc etc. That's my minimum, I tend to ramble, so you may receive a little extra if my brain rot kicks in

Iii will not pretend to be the most prolific writer, the only commission work I've ever really received has been creative work for homestuck, specifically classpects. Power analysis and land analysis is kind of my bread and butter, but I've done all sorts of things like sessions, items, etc

You can find my work here:

https://creative-classpect.tumblr.com/tagged/Land Analysis

https://creative-classpect.tumblr.com/classpects

I also have some minor experience in short fiction! These are some minor pieces I have written here, on this blog

I'm also very interested in dnd, monster of the week, and lancer! I've been a dm and player for a decade now and have a lot of experience, both in terms of writing flavor text/narration and designing homebrew items, classes and subclasses, ancestries, etc. You can find most of my work for that over here: https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/kess09?sort=alpha&dir=asc

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Really, I'm open to just about anything! I'm certainly willing to try!

You can commission me here: https://ko-fi.com/kesscal

If you can not commission me, I would still really appreciate if you could make a small donation or share this post! <3

Typhus is for John in Breath because strom gods fight great serpents, it's some really old mythology that keeps coming up

Zeus and Typhon Thor and Jormungander Susanoo and Orochi Yahweh and the Leviathan

My understanding is storm gods typically have a role of like a violent protector, they make rain for crops and when its thunder/lightning it is them slaying dangerous enemies

Typhon cut out Zeus's ligaments, making him unable to move until Hermez gets them back and Typhon is finally defeated and sealed undeground, causing earthquakes and volcanic activity

In this way Typhon is cast literally an enemy of freedom and change, a terrible force of thrashing chaos cast down by the rising storm god

John as the Heir of Breath is an heir to that legacy

Typhus is for John in Breath because strom gods fight great serpents, it's some really old mythology that keeps coming up

Zeus and Typhon Thor and Jormungander Susanoo and Orochi Yahweh and the Leviathan

My understanding is storm gods typically have a role of like a violent protector, they make rain for crops and when its thunder/lightning it is them slaying dangerous enemies

Typhon cut out Zeus's ligaments, making him unable to move until Hermez gets them back and Typhon is finally defeated and sealed undeground, causing earthquakes and volcanic activity

In this way Typhon is cast literally an enemy of freedom and change, a terrible force of thrashing chaos cast down by the rising storm god

John as the Heir of Breath is an heir to that legacy

Hi! My shitty retail job sent me from full time to part time with half of my hours and now without health insurance, just as I was going to finally start getting ADHD treatment and HRT

I'm trying to get my financial situation sorted and will have plenty more free time, so I'd like to try and write some commissions!

My rate is about $.02 per word, so $1 for 50 words, $2 for 100, $5 for 250 words, etc etc. That's my minimum, I tend to ramble, so you may receive a little extra if my brain rot kicks in

Iii will not pretend to be the most prolific writer, the only commission work I've ever really received has been creative work for homestuck, specifically classpects. Power analysis and land analysis is kind of my bread and butter, but I've done all sorts of things like sessions, items, etc

You can find my work here:

https://creative-classpect.tumblr.com/tagged/Land Analysis

https://creative-classpect.tumblr.com/classpects

I also have some minor experience in short fiction! These are some minor pieces I have written here, on this blog

I'm also very interested in dnd, monster of the week, and lancer! I've been a dm and player for a decade now and have a lot of experience, both in terms of writing flavor text/narration and designing homebrew items, classes and subclasses, ancestries, etc. You can find most of my work for that over here: https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/kess09?sort=alpha&dir=asc

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Really, I'm open to just about anything! I'm certainly willing to try!

You can commission me here: https://ko-fi.com/kesscal

If you can not commission me, I would still really appreciate if you could make a small donation or share this post! <3