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Magikarp always loses!

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hejibits

It’s not low-effort, it’s minimalism

grawly

my name is hazbin… welcome to my hotel

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my name is the…. welcome to my amazing digital circus

grawly

smiling friends

eymurn

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

blended-ice

Finished making my new phone background. Dimensions are for iphone SE3

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theablokhus

Bonded pair, do not separate

blended-ice

[205] So he spoke, and her knees were loosened where she sat, and her heart melted, as she knew the sure tokens which Odysseus told her.

(odyssey book 23, Murray translation)

kuoro427

corrucyst

weed before beer. whish you were here

beer before weed. death on pale steed

dorothylarouge

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.

lagtrainzzz

もう大名に「真に申し訳ございませんでした」と言いましたよ！と、お前は、我の浮気を公衆に明かさないと言いました！！

dorothylarouge

Bullshit dude last night I saw you texting O-Sumire haikus comparing her to the flower which gives her her name

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batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

hollowboobtheory

no but "He's on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budget" is so fucking bad

work trip -> she's gonna think he's coming back

YOUR blueberry budget -> puts the blame on her even if that isn't what you intended

your BLUEBERRY budget -> what if she just stops eating because she thinks that will being her dad back? bc girls growing up in the usa don't already have enough of a complex around food i guess

your blueberry BUDGET -> teach your kid early to minimize herself and her needs by associating her favorite healthy food with her dad dying and leaving forever

congrats that's the worst anyone's ever done it

hollowboobtheory

great question! its what Charlie Kirk's widow told their 3yo daughter

valtsv

anyone mind if i get a little bicurious on this suicide mission

valtsv

oh i'm dying so badly that anyone who survives is afraid to ever love again

#commander shepard be like

dooanuh

(butch) dogs playing poker

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miiilowo

'Changer' is what the slur for trans people would be if they were written into existence for a YA dystopian novel

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