LGBT Witch Doctor

venus of chillendorf

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

at a certain point advertising stops feeling like "ah a new product that may interest me" and begins to feel like a monopolization of space and time. is anybody going to choose lays chips because theyre plastered all over fifa? or is it about dominance and ownership of the material world? lays must exist everywhere its name can possibly be plastered simply so that other advertisers cannot. simply because the space is there. its a colonization and monetization of any flat surface at any cost. because the sun must never set on the king's (corperate) chips empire

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone

What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with

how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post

Get hoped

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

speaking of hedging, one criticism i always hate that's often levelled against people doing media criticism or analysis is variations on "oh they think all their opinions are correct" yeah i'd hope so--don't understand why someone would hold an opinion they think is wrong! i hate the culture of endlessly qualifying everything you say to mollify an interlocutor who feels like your strongly held opinion is an imposition on their free will and i think nobody ought to bend to it. make your criticisms and points with your fucking chest. if you think you need my permission to disagree with me then you will die my thrall and be buried in my tomb

If there's one person on a bus because that person cannot or doesn't want to drive, the bus is succeeding.

I read a study once on the fuel efficiency of various types of commuter vehicles (car, bus, train) on a per person basis and the number of people needed riding public transit to match the "efficiency" of cars is shockingly low. A bus needs to carry like 3-4 people to be fuel efficient, and trains require 2-3 per train car. Both often carry two dozen or more during peak hours, more than justifying any perceived requirements for efficiency for the train or bus to provide service the entire day.

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao