stay curious, stay weird, stay kind

I'm like if a chivalrous knight kissed a fair maiden's hand and said "my lady, I fight for you" and then walked off and immediately tripped over his own armor and fell on the ground

"As I was saying, milady," he springs to his feet, declaring proudly, "I worship the very ground you - " before tripping again.

#my knight in stumbling armor

i hope you all get to shake some ass this weekend (not me tho, i will be in my bedroom experiencing delusions)

It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry

a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

will you take my gay ass to the botanical garden please.

Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing