Brain thoughts

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Unofficial Autism Post

PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT

My supervisor keeps cutting off my sentences and while I could respectfully ask him to stop interrupting me during meetings, I hate him and his stupid misshapen head and my new tactic is to let him finish his sentence and then restart my sentence from the very beginning and keep doing that again and again until I get to the end of my sentence. This is not a mature or professional way to conduct oneself in a workplace but it is: Deeply Fucking Funny because he gets so impatient so fast

I'm not kidding like you can see him grit his teeth and you see this muscle twitch in his jaw and it is hysterical. He's so angry he wants me dead but strangling me at work would be way less professional than whatever juvenile bullshit I'm doing

I maintain this could be vaguely sexually interesting if he were hot but he isn't. I'm suffering worse than Christ over here

hang on i gotta google something

These guys would be the biggest hit at any Renaissance fair they went to.