don't take me seriously please

this is the first time I’ve seen one of these posts turn out in a positive way

things that still freak me out: those sinks americans have in their kitchens that you can destroy stuff with

hOLY SHIT WHAT IF U TRY AND CLEAN THE PLUG AND TURN IT ON IM SO SCARED

Okay it took me for-fucking-ever to figure out wtf you guys are talking about are you talking about garbage disposals? Like down the drain??

with the spinny knives

No knives, just a dull piece of spinny metal.

you realise it takes the same amount of force to cut thru a carrot as a finger

i dont know what you do over there but we usually don’t stick our hands in our sink drains

who’s going around fisting sinks anyway

dont sinkshame

Child. Wean means child.

Okay, so you put your CHILD in a sink and stuff them down the drain? That’s… that’s definitely worse.

This post is an experiance.

Wait, other developed countries don’t have garbage disposals??? The only time I didn’t have a garbage disposal was in a crappy cheap apartment in college. Scraping food off plates into the trash, then the trash smells… ughhh.

I will reblog every garbage disposal post to cross my dash because the culture clash is hilarious

Could you imagine not loving your own child this much?

look at the mortal terror on that baby’s face

Imagine being so white you name your child Kviiilyn

I know a “Knide” pronounced Kennedy

I read that as Knide like ‘knife’ and I’m still convinced that’s how you pronounce it

this is probably the best coping skill I’ve ever seen and I am ten billion percent going to use it too

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

There were no survivors.

Pacific Rim 2 looks great.

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