huh?

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

yeah he was cool man we used to make him take bigger dabs than he was comfortable with saying dont worry dude we have a cold soda waiting for you go go go and his eyes would be watering and shit looked like he was gonna throw up and shit and then we'd both go NO SODA!! NO SODA!! and hit him on the back and chase him around. yeah I had no idea about that, how'd he die?

shout out to chronically ill women

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

girls will just sob and scream uncontrollably for fifteen minutes in a fit of anguish and then light a cigarette

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve