AAA Beef

It seems like this whole team is getting quite chubby. I think they let themselves go a bit too much during the training camp abroad. It was supposed to make them grow as soccer players, but not in the way they’ve grown in the end. I guess it’s time for some new jerseys, ‘cause these one’s are hugging every single pound they gained since last season and the other teams will be very happy when they see all that pudge.

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Is that even a question, fatso? When you jiggle like that, you’re definitely fat! It’s embarrassing how much you let yourself go and you’ll never be able to lose all the weight again, ‘cause you’re just a lazy fat slob. The most movement you’ll get in your life will be jiggling, chubbs, when you open the door to take in you take-away food.