going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

god summer slaps so much. sorry to any summer haters but its true. so many people hate her on the basis of the midday experience when its the mornings and evenings that really go hard.

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit

i love the world so much. why do i often forget this

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

some people have therapy all i have is jack kerouac’s june 10 1949 letter to allen ginsberg

stopped trying to subtly educate on the complexities of gender and natural human sexual dimorphism with my coworkers. Now when they point out a stranger and ask “is that a he or a she” my only answers are “idk just say ‘they’” or “does it even matter” until they ask something that means something

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling