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Hi for the love of god hello

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

stop signs were invented by octagons in order to have something to do

i will replace chatgpt

casting directors in the 2020s: yeah sure whatever

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

I don’t know how many more “is this ai or not” I have left in me before I lose my mind and have to explode everyone that uses it

like some of these images really do fool me.. I feel like i’m betraying myself when it’s ai and I can’t tell right away

They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.

my hamburger ass could never be helped

not only do i support immigration, i don't want to live anywhere without immigrants

there was some kind of curse put on everyone born between 1997-1999

you wouldn’t download a #art.

In my next life I will be reborn as #hatsune miku.