Time to FROLIC!

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

zero stars for nolan because odysseus, on his journey home to ithaca, was NOT visited by a ghost that tells him that once he reaches his home, once he slays all his enemies and sets his house in order he must do one last thing before he can rest. the ghost does NOT tell him to pick up an oar, walk inland, keep walking, until somebody mistakes that oar for a shovel. for that would be the place that no man has ever been troubled by the sea. and that's where he'd find peace.

Electricians are warning young couples not to spoon, be "laid up" within 4 feet of a ceiling fan this holiday season

fuck y’all if you laid up with your lil boo rn i hope the ceiling fan fall on y'all

I think Shirley Jackson delves so well into the horror of self-consciousness. To be so aware of yourself, whether due to loneliness or not belonging or abuse, can be a monstrous experience that reduces your experience of the world to a series of mechanical processes. I will get up. I will cross the room in front of everyone. I will get a cup of water. I must drink the cup of water before I return in case it is odd to have it on the couch. They must not think I'm odd. Instead of swinging into the kitchen for a drink while laughing with friends. Mechanical processes are based on cause and effect, and if you are so used to thinking in terms of cause and effect, you can start applying that framework nonsensically out of a self-defensive need for control--which begs the question of what happens when defense becomes offense

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

it’s crazy cuz you know what would have helped this season tremendously. PUTTING LESTAT AND ARMAND TOGETHER TO HAVE AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION. you know. like they did in the FAMOUS BOOK THE VAMPIRE LESTAT.

it is wild that amc chose to not have gay sex in the vampire lestat, they really read the cultural moment wrong. like the heartstopper guys have sex now.