#since 2012

"local meat is more environmentally friendly than tofu from the other side of the planet" is the stupidest argument i've ever heard like yeah no fucking shit dude but have you heard about. perhaps. local tofu? because idk what the situation is in other countries but in france the hippie woke flower power vegans are buying locally produced organic soy and the vast majority of the soy imported from the other side of the planet is meant for fucking CATTLE

It just occurred to me that we outlived our 20s together.

In completely unrelated news, today I ran into a wall in the bathroom and instinctively apologized to it, in front of the co-worker I’d been talking to, who pointed it out while cracking up instead of pointedly-yet-tactfully ignoring it as the good lord intended, so ... just thought I’d share that.