That’s Cucci Babe!

oh to be a fat little seal on a rock enjoying life at my own pace

Gonna start bringing a spray bottle full of water to family gatherings so I can give my relatives instant negative reinforcement whenever they say something bigoted. Gonna get kicked out of family gatherings over it but i mean...worth it

You're my hero

if i was a guy in the middle ages i would say “they’re called the four humours but i’m not laughing”

I love how anti-vaxx don't seem to understand that the body reacting to a virus is what the fucking body does naturally when a foreign microbiological agent is injected into the body.

I lost it at “Denies further magnets”

*stifles a sob* oh my god. This spoke to me in a way nothing else has.

@appears I fucking love your writing. ♥️

Utterly accurate.

reblogging again because when the neilman says it too it feels extra supportive

Europeans: literally evolve the abillity to eat dairy due to food scarcity Some Karen: “actually dairy is unnatural”

They really finally havin these real talks in the anime huh

@alexxrios

????????????????? boneless motherfucker