Just riding the vibes

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

Uhhhh let me be queer

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

What if everything gets better in 2016

A deskjob from an officegirl

with huge incomes

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

if u think abt it i guess bald ppl are the most aerodynamic. i bet if u shot a bald person out of a cannon they wld fly way further than a haired person

which of course is a huge advantage in day to day life