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yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?
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Watched the SpongeBob movie! Here's a pic of my dear friends
Wild horses running free summer
that one diva with the dandelion crayon collection got crayola to permanently bring it back
This is what the phrase "autism won today" should be used for 🤩
It's dumb as hell that tumblr won't let you reblog posts from deactivated blogs that had you blocked. Like. Clearly I'm the superior blog here I'm the survivor I should be able to pillage and plunder whatever I like from them
You people are bullies
are you mad at me
You’re literally asking “why won’t the designers of this app let me continue taunting someone who wanted me to leave them alone, past the point where me and my friends hounded them away from interacting with other people?”.
Do you think that a good person would ask that question?
so you are mad at me? :(
They don't know op just wants to reblog funny spn shitposts from deactivated deangirl blogs who blocked her for saying dean winchester has erectile dysfunction and has sex with cars 😕😔
and now knowing that, I am certain that the only reason you should be around a keyboard is if one was being used on you as a bludgeoning instrument
are you mad at me too :(
did they ask for your nsfw headcannons?
everybody wants to know my NSFW headcanons
See,this right here is the problem. You assume that they just do. But I am included in everybody,and am not in the mood for nsfw headcannons.
are you mad at me
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You're a villain who just won your first fight against the (very polished) group of heroes that defends your city. You're talking 1 v 6, total smack down. You're so worried about them, you send them a Get Well Soon card and some flowers
In hindsight you should've known what that would look like
“You sick, sadistic fuck!” the team’s leader seethes at you over the video call. “What the hell is the meaning of this?” You immediately recognize the card they hold up, adorned with balloons and the message “Get Well Soon” in large, round letters.
“I wasn’t aware it was wrong to send my sympathies to a group of teenagers in the hospital,” you reply curtly.
“It is when you put them there!” the leader snarls. “Thanks for letting me kick your asses, girls, hope I can do it again next week?”
Oh. Right. Fuck. “While I may not have considered the implications,” you concede, “I did mean it sincerely.” You honestly hadn’t expected to be able to take out the whole team. “Would an apology card have been better?”
The leader rips the card to shreds. “I thought you had a code! I thought you had standards! I wasn’t expecting you to go all-out against a group of children!”
“I didn’t know!” you shout back. Now it’s the leader’s turn to look vaguely ashamed. “Wait…is that why they’ve been so successful so far? Are you…asking all of the villains to pull their punches, and they lost to me because you forgot to send me the fucking memo?”
A girl darts into frame behind the leader. Her arm is in a sling but the bruises on her face have mostly healed. “Is that what’s been happening?” she asks.
“Of course not!” the leader says with a laugh that sounds forced. “After all, I’ve been training you for years, and—“
“Why are there flowers in the garbage?” the girl interrupts.
“They’re from me!” you answer. The girl turns to watch you on the video monitor. “I…wanted to apologize for how our fight went.” She gapes at you. “I thought you’d be tougher, especially since you’d beaten the others…”
She squares her shoulders. “Thank you for not holding back. The next time we meet, we’ll be ready for you.”
“Looking forward to it,” you tell her sincerely. “Incidentally, how much do you know about the team that came before you?”
“Before us?” she repeats. “We’re the first hero team in a hundred years!”
“Is that what you’ve been told?” you ask, eyebrows raising. “Listen, if you and your teammates ever want training from someone who’s going to be honest with you—“
“Enough!” The leader shuts off the call.
This is amazing!!! The idea of the hero mentor orchestrating/managing fights has such chilling implications. Besides the villains not wanting to beat on teenagers, were there other reasons they cooperated? Why/how does the mentor have a memo system? I'm so intrigued!
I’m in love with this idea, definitely seems like the mentor is orchestrating something nefarious. What are these girls really training for?
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I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)
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I write these words with a trembling heart, even more so than my hand. We live only about 200 meters from the yellow line. Every day we hear the shelling, bullets fly all around us, and the shelling never stops. Fear has become part of our daily lives, and night is no longer a time for rest but for anticipation. We have no shelter to protect us, no place where we feel safe. We live in the hope that this day will pass peacefully, and that my family will remain safe.
And worst of all, every day we hear the sound of military vehicles very close to us, and the shouts of soldiers as they advance. Bullets fly overhead, and we feel at any moment that a tank might enter our home. Nothing protects us, and I cannot describe to you the extent of the fear we live in. Please, help us reach a safer place, far from this daily terror. We are not asking for much… just a chance to live without fear.
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My name is Motasem, and today I write these words with a burden in my heart that no one could bear. The war has taken everything from me. I
Looks at you all like this
fruits basket is the greatest manga ever written almost solely for the fact that from the first chapter we’re supposed to be mystified and curious about these elusive shape shifting boys that are so incredibly rare and impossible and secretive. meanwhile one of the protagonist’s best friends and her little brother are also just casually psychics and everyone seems to be vaguely aware of it??? and they also literally never use their powers to do anything about the sohma family curse they’re just twinning in goth fashion and making biting remarks???
fat little girls deserve the world tbh society is so traumatizing to them
fat little girls can do whatever they want forever actually. btw. it’s law now.
if a fat little girl punches her bullies straight in the nose that’s direct action and also a win for feminism
And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?
Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu
Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF
They didn't really get it.
What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?
i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was
you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.
Everyone is right to dunk on Yahoo and "tumblr is the new PDF" because yeah, everything about that era was stupid.
But the PDF thing kinda makes sense. Bear with me.
But first, some context.
See, in the 1990s before PDF files there was almost no way to generate a document on a Mac and read it on a PC. Or vice versa. Businesses struggled with how to email important documents around and guarantee they looked the same on the other end, regardless of what computer & software the recipient had.
Adobe changed all that with PDF.
Since Acrobat Reader was available (and free!) for Windows & Mac, suddenly the problem went away. Everyone knew how to read a PDF. Adobe became a universally recognized brand overnight even if you'd never heard of Photoshop, because everyone had goddamn Adobe Reader installed.
Because of that, every tech company yearned to be just like Adobe: invent something universally desired, used by billions of people.
Fast forward to a Yahoo/tumblr meeting sometime in 2013/2014.
Tumblr development staff demonstrates how the back end of tumblr works, which (honestly) is revolutionary as compared with how any other social media site worked at the time. Each tumblr post is composed of blocks of data, any one of which can be text, sound, an image, a movie... anything. These blocks of data are threaded together into what looks to the user like one cohesive message (a single tumblr post) but under the hood it's magic.
Further, the mechanism for doing this can be standardized. In other words: tumblr could, if they wanted, publish the standard as a way for ANY social media site to manage its data.
If other sites did that, then they could trade messages with tumblr! Imagine posting a message on tumblr and reading it on Instagram. Or see twitter messages natively on your tumblr feed. I mean personally, that's a horror show. But the concept is interesting.
(In fact, that's how Mastodon and the Fediverse work in 2025. Each Mastodon post is a standard chunk of data that any website can read & display, assuming it understands the underlying ActivityPub protocol and plays by its rules.)
So the Yahoo executives attend this technology demonstration and one of them quite visibly has a light bulb wink into existence over their head. The light bulb is an old school incandescent, 300 watts at least, and glows furiously bright.
The Yahoo exec stands up. His chair knocks backwards.
"OH MY GOD," he stammers. "This tumblr thing could revolutionize social media. It'd be like the new PDF!"
Then blood shoots out of his nostrils and his head explodes, but all anyone ever remembers from that meeting is "PDF".
@sreegs or @cyle or @jv can probably explain it better, but that's what I remember hearing at the time. Please feel free to correct me.
the details here aren't correct, but as i've said many times, yeah, the PDF thing was in direct response to the Neue Post Format, which is how post and reply content is stored on tumblr. it's not as dumb as it sounds. (without that context, it does sound dumb.)
Can't believe over a decade later we're finally getting an explanation for the PDF thing.
TEN
FUCKING
YEARS
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no but the “”ai”” boom is crazy bc they made the entire internet so shitty that the only reason to use it is because it’s where all the people are and now they’re getting rid of the people. like i’m straight up logging off and going to the library there’s nothing on here anymore
‘here’s how to tell if an image is ai’ ‘signs the person you’re talking to is a bot’ ‘how to tell if a song is ai generated’ ah but consider this: i am shutting my laptop and walking outside
