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We're Schrödinger's white. If someone sees being white as a BAD thing, then all Jews are always white, no matter the color of their skin. If someone sees being white as a GOOD thing, then no Jew is ever white, no matter the color of their skin.

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cauldronoflove

home and away jerseys for the inaugural wpbl teams

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carnival-phantasm

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

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cant believe you didnt include the full sentence

foone

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

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weepingchoir

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

elexuscal

#when a book is bad you can be like. wow what a fascinating insight into One Guy's personal issues#when a movie is bad it's like. hundreds of people thousands of hours and millions of dollars were marshalled to make this thing#and it Completely Sucks (@specialagentartemis)

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historicity-was-already-taken

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

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I am an old bitch - 20/20.

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You guys should talk about your ghost experiences if you have them actually, and want to share that is. I’m so curious.

json-derulo

not a ghost experience or even a supernatural one, but a bizarre unexplained occurrence that keeps me up at night nonetheless: I once found a real, perfectly intact pumpkin sitting on my doorstep one morning in mid-march.

fresh. showed no sign of having been frozen and thawed out. not carved or smashed or anything. no knock, no note, no nothing. I asked every friend who knew my address and none ever owned up to it, or even seemed suspicious. all shared my bafflement about how someone would even get a fresh, whole pumpkin in florida in mid-march. it's been years at this point and I have never gotten even a whiff of an explanation.

if you're ever looking to pull a completely harmless prank that will live rent-free in the target's mind forever...miraculously acquire a large, unwieldy, wildly out-of-season piece of fresh produce, abandon it on their doorstep, and never, ever tell them who or why or how the fuck

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"Cheated? Professor I'd never! I studied for this test! That's why I did so well this time compared to the rest of the semester! Everything on that test came from my own brain!"

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"Dear Journal. I don't feel like writing today. It wasn't a good day."

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"Dear Journal, I've got more 'information' on the hallucination that lives in my head. He says one thing, but is another. This is pretty typical of a hallucination, but odd for this specific one. He's never lied to me before. He must have grown with me as I aged up. I'll talk more with my doctor at our next appointment."

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"Sorry, Mrs. Michelle, I didn't meant to not follow directions. I won't do it again. Please don't be mad at me."

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"Sorry, Stratt, I'll be sure to double check my work to make sure my imaginary hallucination base six number system doesn't clog up the works of the rest of the scientists here on board."

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"Hey Stratt, Dr Grace is a normal biologist right? Just a biologist? Not an engineer? You sure? He knows a lot about engines and materials. You're sure he's not got an engineering degree up in that head of his? positive?"

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"Hey, Stratt, I know that we've got a lot riding on this but can we have the secret talks with my hallucination on the down low? Sure, why not, lets have them in my private quarters before we go to bed. This will cause no rumors whatsoever because we're both so professional about it."

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"Second Engineer Log, Rocky, reporting. Soulsong-Grace-Softshell comes more often with questions about the Star-Eater-Small. I tell Soulsong-Grace-Softshell things, I learn things in return. I hope I'm telling him enough to help somebody, anybody, before I fall to the illness of my crew mates."

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"Sorry, Stratt, our culture and humanity doesn't have soulmates like Eridians do, I take medication to stop the constant song that tells me humanity could build engines better and also that it's gone mad from loneliness."

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"Yeah, Stratt, I've been having weird dreams about a rock-spider in space who's been dealing with this damn line all my life I know all about it"

-the worst way to meet your new boss, actually.

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A soulsong, a bond in Eridian cultures that tangles together lives and experiences. A person to always watch you sleep.

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