Later, fucker

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

ok but pop star Ilya absolutely would get on stage and say “This is is about you. You know who you are. I love you.” to Shane….

hockey star Ilya also does this, but it’s at drunken karaoke

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

who wants to meet at the river and drown me

i really need to see what kind of texts shane was sending in that 6 month silence……i think he was kind of crazy with it. i think he took a picture of the half-empty water bottle ilya left on his nightstand in montreal like “Hey did you want this back?”

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

i love that shane's whole emotional experience of heated rivalry is just him being like why is he mean to me then nice to me then mean to me then nice to me then really nice to me then really mean to me then nice to me in a way that bewilders & disconcerts me so much it briefly turns me heterosexual. and then he's mean to me again. oh it's because he's scared. yay! i can work with scared. i intend to marry him

World where Shane discovers Hollanov fics and what RPF is. He'd never admit it but sometimes he reads it to get off. He ignores the ones where he tops. He pretends to himself he doesn't read the ones where Rozanov is in love with him.

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.