it’s a strange life

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

Asdfghjkl her perfectly straight face and even tone throughout should win an AWARD

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

I love the face of a woman having the time of her life.

#if someone shouted something racialized at a food service worker and he pulled swords#if be like ‘yeah that’s fair’

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

#op its your job to kill that whale

the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that's because there are so many fucking leafs

SOUND ON.