random misc dialogue ⊠sentence starters
tw: mentions of rejection, death
âYou sound like my dad.â
âAre you hurt or are you scared?â
âHe looked like a Gilliganâs Island extra.â
âYou might be a doofus, but youâre my doofus.â
âIâve never been more afraid of anything in my life.â
âAre you trying to creep me out? âCause its working.â
âHe gave me flowers⊠and I panicked and ate them.â
âHow many chocolate truffles does it take to kill a man?â
âDonât talk to me like that. Donât ever talk to me like that.â
âYouâve given me too much power and I am already corrupted.â
âI just want to be every animalâs friend, is that too much to ask?â
âThereâs a lot going on here. More than I can deal with. Iâm sorry.â
âI mean, I was only legally dead for a couple minutes. No big deal.â
âI donât think thereâs any way weâre getting out of this in one pieceâŠâ
âI think I was born in the wrong era⊠I mean, I was meant for hunting mammoths.â
âOur course tonight includes a PB&J⊠because itâs all I know how to make, enjoy.â
âAre you finally ready to talk? Or are you going to keep throwing temper tantrums?â
âThere was absolutely nothing I said that shouldâve made you think I approved this.â
âIn all seriousness, do you want to get married so we can claim more on our taxes?â
âWhen did I get elected Resident Mom Friend? I donât remember putting forward my candidacy.â
âMaybe you should worry less about what others think of you⊠and more about what you think of yourself.â
âI didnât think anyone could ever make me fall in love⊠and I was right, they still havenât. You give yourself too much credit.â