eli

My cast members better be grateful because I just spent the past 35 minutes of my time making awards for them because I had that in year 7 and I want to pass down the memory

I'm the cast mum aren't I

my dad said I shouldn't use the English language as i please well wait until he sees how crazy style epic mode I've been englishing as i interweb

100,000 by July.

you've failed. i win another round, tumblr.

by the END of July :)

you are giving me another chance to win. this post isnt going to get 100k notes man

@type-blaze0 you know who to summon

I’m not even kidding I thought this post was a 10k in the beginning

@no-one-offical @laciffo-natas @da-police-offical @oero-fo-gnik

Same as king, I was startled

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

booty shorts that ask: are you mad at me ?

I had an idea for a play or show about a girl whose friend went missing but her friend is back and after like a month she recalls it and her friend is like "what when did I go missing" and like EVERYONE has forgotten that her friend went missing except this random police officer from AMERICA and he's like "I will help you find out what in the supernatural fuck is happening" and like this is bullied and nothing ever goes her way and she is depressed and suddenly lots of good things like her bullies dying and like her life gets overall better and stuff BECAUSE HER MISSING FRIEND DIED and GOD took her place because this girl is Gods most favourite creation but God has a curse in which they have to watch their favourite creation suffer horribly so when the chance came for this girls only friend to die she took it a chance to take the friends place and is now in the body of her friend but she can't use her GOD POWERS so she just kills everyone who dares to make this girl unhappy and it's gay

the doctor told me aliens keep killing his companions so I asked how many companions he has and he says he just goes to earth and gets a new companion afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding his companions to aliens and then he started crying

important piece of context for angel and spike's behavior is that theyve both been in their mid twenties for over a hundred years

"it's a tv show" "it's not real" i don't care. NO SHOES ON THE BED

okay if this breaks containment I think my asian grandparents would be proud of this post being my legacy. but for their sake i must clarify my personal stance. NO SHOES IN THE HOUSE AT ALL

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life