hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

I have a rare form of synesthesia in which I can hear sounds and see colors and taste flavors and sometimes I can even feel textures

[id: tweet by boop or cowtools__ on twitter that reads "when onion rings i pick up the phone 💯" /end id]

[Image ID: Tweet from birdsRightsActivist (@/ ProBirdRights) on Jun 15, 2015 reading: I been working on my summer bod: It the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it. /End ID]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

image: tiktok screenshot of a dog standing beside a sign saying "Beware: I live here" with a photo of the dog on the sign. comments read "Holy shit that's him" and "in the flesh". end iD

bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

the last labubu has been shot in captivity

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am