bitches have complicated feelings about me due to my inconsistent swag

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

the last labubu has been shot in captivity

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

There was a movie called Juno and the songs featured on that movie were compiled into an official soundtrack. This is generally regarded as major historical event from the 2000’s.

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

(thinks about something someone said 2 months ago) Fuck you

there used to be a store called wet seal

[Image ID: “going on another walk! still not over anything that’s ever happened in my life” /End ID]

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.

one thing about me is that I'm looking stuff up. you mentioned something and I don't know it? I am pulling out my phone and googling that shit. an actor? theoretical physics? a world leader? a vocabulary word? I am on the wikipedia page as we speak

[Image ID: Screengrab from TikTok with text reading: Whenever you feel bad about yourself, remember you're not a deadbeat mayor asking your neighbor to retrieve your undies from your situationship's bedroom floor /End ID]

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.